scoo savings

Another name for semen

"Awe shit! I got scoo savings all over the tub"

by Leethedog March 30, 2017

scrimp and save

To make as many economies as you can to save money.

His parents scrimp and save to be able to send him to university.

by baruncita May 12, 2010

Forced Savings

(1) The process of paying off a mortgage is "forced savings." As one's home appreciates in value while simultaneously the balance owed is paid down over the years, the process accumulates wealth for the homeowner whether or not they intend to do it. The bank doesn't really give you many options to stop paying either.
(2) The practice of advancing clocks in warmer months against the will of the people.

A mortgage is truly a forced savings account that has helped many people build wealth over time.

by petedrover July 25, 2020

Daylight Savings

Someone who was never invited and then ends up overstaying their welcome.

No one invited him to the party, everyone went home 2 hours ago and he is still here. He is such a daylight savings.

by Stoffels Kruger August 19, 2021

Save to files

Definition: the action of adding a picture to your wankbank- i.e a collection of selected photos used as a stimulant while masturbating.

Sam- *takes mugshot of Susan*
Me- ‘Oi oi! Send me that, I’ll save to files’ *wink*

by Slckrmgcn February 24, 2020

Saving the Canadians

The act of masturbation.

Dude, I was saving the canadians last night when my girlfriend walked in on me... It was so embarrassing.

by Oakwood Outlaws June 20, 2011

save the dolphins

when a group of people shower or are in a bath together in order to save the dolphins, penetration is often involved.

I dropped a can of tuna into the toilet and it used up so much water i had to save the dolphins with Paul later.

by raw dogs cheese wheel April 6, 2011