Salmon surfing is when you jump as high as you can with arms down at your sides in front of family and/or friends. And then launch yourself onto a crowd of humans.
Man, I saw my brother Salmon Surfing last night and I wasn't sure whether to cheer or crap my pants!
by jrb04cfsu May 1, 2020
Get the Salmon Surfingmug. An absolute beast of a fisher woman; Annie Birch. Any ok’d day out on the lake and you’ll find Annie, drinkin a bud and catchin a buzz as she reals in a 20 fightin’ fish.
“you ever heard of that girl annie birch” “oh yeah she’s a true salmon cannon” “ah true she sure does get around!”
by AnnaCathrn October 27, 2020
Get the Salmon Cannonmug. by Clubmedia January 30, 2016
Get the salmon streakmug. The act of putting a live salmon down the back of someone's pants, then yelling "SNEAKY SALMON SNEAKY SALMON" and dancing as they struggle. Yes, you will be held accountable if you are caught sneaky salmonning somebody.
by DatAMAZEBALLSHippoYAR! May 13, 2017
Get the Sneaky Salmonmug. The act of depositing the live sperm and eggs of spawning salmon into the open mouth of one's victim while they are sleeping.
by Zack.Eric. December 15, 2011
Get the Arabian salmonmug. Verb. A Male, Who While During Intercourse, Spreads His Womans Naked Legs And Thrusts His Knee Into Her Crotch. Followed Up But Mass Ejaculation Into The Vagina.
by Sparkyyy2009 July 29, 2009
Get the Slammin The Salmonmug. Verb, noun
To kill someone in a first person shooter video game in multiplayer, immediately after said player has re-spawned, in a similar way to how a bear kills a salmon after spawning upriver.
To kill someone in a first person shooter video game in multiplayer, immediately after said player has re-spawned, in a similar way to how a bear kills a salmon after spawning upriver.
by Garrett Alden November 16, 2007
Get the Salmon Killmug.