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Starbucks Australia

A place you pass on your way to a gourmet coffee house. The more European coffee culture in Australia already had introduced people to espresso based drinks. Where in other countries Starbucks would open the market and than would be copied, in Australia that stage was skipped and customers went straight on to the gourmet coffee houses.
Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and Bruce passed Starbucks Australia on their way to the Philosophy Department at the University of Wooloomooloo to get a delicious cappuccino at the local Italian gourmet coffee shop. Looks like those poofters will be 71% closed said Bruce and Bruce, Bruce and Bruce agreed.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009
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starbucks sex

starbucks sex is when 2 people get it on in a starbucks bathroom while holding drinks and the barista watches it all go down
harry and nicole had starbucks sex last tuesday at 7a.m. before work
by aflack127spam November 13, 2011
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Starbucks' Gut

The small amount of pudge that is formed when people, (especially adolescent females) indulge too frequently in high-fat Starbucks' drinks. Is usually visible through clothing as a small bump in the lower abdominal region.
I drank so many White Chocolate Mocchas that I have a Starbucks' Gut.
by lucid0bscurity June 6, 2010
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starbucks liberal

A self-proclaimed intellectual who is proud to associate themselves with
the liberal left but, upon inspection, is really moderate or even conservative.
Megan won't date Republicans but really loves her Chevy Suburban SUV. She's a classic Starbucks liberal.
by Winston Fung July 20, 2006
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Starbucks Close

A non-exact unit of measurement used to describe the distance between two places that are convienently close to each other. Derived from the fact that Starbucks coffee shops are built so close together, the distance between one Starbucks and the next is incredibly short.
Person 1: "This house party sucks. Let's hit up that bar on Main, find some sluts."

Person 2: "Is it close by here?"

Person 1: "Oh, dude, super close."

Person 2: "How close?"

Person 1: "Like, Starbucks Close."

Person 2: "Fuck it, let's roll."
by Shullie February 7, 2010
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Starbucks Shitageddon

When you drink at Starbucks after using an Antibiotic, and ending up taking a shit for the next sixteen years.
"Holy shit, I think I just had a Starbucks Shitageddon last night."
by Captain Cocksocks April 21, 2010
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starbucks queen

A white girl that is addicted to starbucks, every time you see her she has starbucks
by wjn April 25, 2015
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