SMP

Single mom pussy. It's the kind of pussy you get from a land whale with stretch marks. It's well-used and worn out, wrinkled up like a roast beef sandwich. It's alright as long as she bathes. SMP is the standard for desperate, weak men that base their entire self worth around sex, thereby predisposing themselves to slavery, cuckoldry, or pseudo-cuckoldry. Most of these men cannot be helped and are destined to get massively fucked. While not exclusively beta cucks, these men also typically get off on the idea of having to raising other men's children (the more the merrier).

Jack was scratching at the neck as Jenny walked into the 7-11 with her SMP, buried under heaps of tummy rolls.

by binder full of ankle pics November 30, 2024

Dream SMP

the content that youtubers are milking to create 40-minute lore videos off of an anarchist pig, a kid, a mutated green teletubby and a bunch of random annoying people screaming their ass off in a cringe roleplay video. causes your brain to mentally break down in cringe.

dude 1: hey dream just posted a dream smp video let's watch it
dude 2: i can use something new
*a few minutes later*
dude 2: i need eye bleach

by cringeboiiii April 18, 2022

koi smp

just a cool swaggy SMP, named after a fish

koi smp i slike dream smp but they notice you lmaoo

by adjesstt April 25, 2022

turtle smp

A discord/ Minecraft server where I spend my time

Have you been invited to the turtle smp?

by Turtle smp proud member June 21, 2021

Jaida dream smp

Gogy's illegal mc gf

Jaida dream smp is my mc gf dream.

by hmmmm mostly dream smp August 11, 2021

Stream SMP

Is when a guy named Greysen is stuck in a love triangle with a girl named Olivia and a guy named Aiden.

Elijah: "Hey have you heard about the Stream SMP?"
Jay: "Yeah they are very crazy lol."

by JAYAT208 December 12, 2020

SMP

Smash
My
Penis

Hey boss I'm going off work for a whilec because I have to take care of my baby.

Sure that's OK.

By the way, when do i get my SMP?

Oh, I'll give you that.

"One month later and I now piss like a sprinkler, and definitely won't be having more kids."

by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023