Shlong

Shlong is a U.K term used for a water bottle

You have a nice Shlong

by DANJM_69 January 8, 2022

Shlong

A dick, not metaphorically, it's literally a penis but nicknamed

Dude get your shlong up in on that

by IceCubz321 August 7, 2018

Shlong

A very long, thin penis that looks like a hot dog sausage. Usually not great if your man has a shlong because it will just look odd asf. You wouldn’t want it inside you (unless you’re desperate or clapped)

Lily— “Oh no I found out that Jimmy has a shlong!”
Halle— “Well I suggest you only insert the first few inches it just cut a bit of it off.”

by hallejamesx March 8, 2019

Shlong

A friend that can also be considered as a “bro” since they are someone that is cherished by one. Also a very close friend

Hey Shlong! What’s up?

by michaelrichman079 October 9, 2020

Caleb's Shlong

a shlong so big it makes girls evolve and build time machines just so they can relive the exsprience of taking that rod right up the culo. sometimes girls mistake him for a black guy.

"Caleb's shlong is why we have rights!" said every girl in existence

by webbybutter January 2, 2023

Shlong

A friend that can also be considered as a “bro” since he is cherished much by one.

Hey Shlong! What’s up?

by michaelrichman079 October 9, 2020

Shlong

Big type of penis

He has a big shlong

by Factslegend March 29, 2021