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Saroon

Saroon is a sexy girl with the most beautiful melanin skin. She is your Ethiopian goddess so don't get it twisted. She is referred as a smooth melanin piece of ass.
"Is that the Saroon the smooth melanin piece of ass?"
"Omg yass I wish I was a smooth melanin piece of ass."
by Ydhddms January 3, 2017
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Scoones

I only have 5 scoones in my wallet
by PoontAnger1974 January 7, 2017
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scroner

A scrotum-boner: the tense, palpitating, yet not unpleasant feeling of one's love bag becoming primed for action--sometimes sexual in context, but not always.
"oh man, I got the worst random scroner at work yesterday!"
by algerianholly October 22, 2017
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Schoon

A very flat spoon found on the floor outside SB1 after psychology.

P.s. we ❤️ Ian
We found a schoon and we are going to hang it on the wall surrounded by other schoon definitions.
by Shoefetish101 February 4, 2020
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Wee Scron

The offspring of the Scron creature. Incredibly edgy around humans due to the torturous upbringing from the adult scron.
Will never sit with its back turned to humans, especially in large groups. Facial expressions of the Wee Scron can differ wildly as it tries to engage in communication with humans and often slurs its words. A Notable attribute of the scron is its large rectum which sits were its chin should be (possibly due to the adult scron manipulating the wee scron's genes at spawn). Wee Scron hates its jacket being touched and will often squeal the words "get aff me" in retaliation. The Wee Scron also has a noticeable cough which scientists say is a result of the Adult Scron's gene manipulation or the wee scron's nervousness. Wee scron is often beat up on due to its smaller build than the average human. Wee Scron has been known to be a tightarse also...
"Mikey is a wee scron."
by Ronnie Purples July 20, 2008
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Pooper Schooner

A small object one places in the toilet after taking a shit that can sail around the poop and poopie water. Pooper Schooners can be made out of generally anything, usually things that are disposable and able to be flushed.

Always wash your hands if you want to keep your Pooper Schooner.
Mike: "Hey Richard, what are you doing with your toilet?"
Richard: "I'm playing with my Pooper Schooner, dude! Watch it go around my poop!"
Mike: ಠ__ಠ
by The Fourth Kind December 13, 2012
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