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Ben reid

A little batty boi who likes to snort Phil’s asshole. Also has chronic ear lobes!?
Dude 1: wow look at that guy devouring that guys ass!
Dude2:yeah that such a Ben Reid move. Rooky mistake
by Imaginedragonmyballsonyourface November 16, 2019
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Reide

He has beautiful hair that falls lightly over his eyes. Dark brown twisted hair that looks light in the sun. His skin is smooth as creamy milk chocolate and his eyes are a beautiful dark brown that remind you of strong coffee on a Sunday Morning. He is the most kindest, funniest, and loving person you will ever meet. You will fall in love at first sight.
someone: hi reide i’m feeling sad

reide: well i’m here to save the day mf
by tomatosoup.org May 30, 2019
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Angus Reid

typically a bloke but could potentially pass as a female. often struggles to seduce the female sort.

we suggest that if you fall under this definition you should move to thailand.

people would argue that you should be called a pissant.
person 1: hey mate want another beer

angus reid: nah mate i’ve already had three

person 1: oh grow up

angus reid: *tactical vomit*
by gusgus69 November 26, 2024
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Reid Almeida

Reid Almeida (born sometime in the 2010s, probably) is an internationally unknown child actor best known for his impressive ability to cry on cue and his talent for stealing every scene—sometimes literally, by swiping props off the set. Though his IMDb page remains mysteriously blank, insiders claim he’s been cast in several major films, only to be replaced last minute due to “artistic differences” (which may or may not involve an incident with a juice box and a director’s chair, Almeida’s big break came when he landed the role of “Boy Who Drops Ice Cream” in a national commercial, a performance critics described as “deeply relatable” and “surprisingly tragic.” where he played “Timmy #3” after the first two Timmy actors mysteriously quit. His time on the show was short-lived, as he was written out following an on-set prank involving a whoopee cushion and the show’s producer, who allegedly did not find it amusing

When not on set, Almeida enjoys avoiding homework, perfecting his “dramatic sigh,” and reminding people that he “almost worked with The Rock.” He is rumored to have a pet turtle named Leonardo DiCaprio (no relation).
While some question whether Reid Almeida is a real child actor or just an urban legend passed around by casting agents, one thing is certain: if there’s a role for a kid with great comedic timing and an excellent fake sneeze, he’s ready for the audition.
by Troypopsicle March 5, 2025
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Reid

A guy with a very very small penis and also no one loves him and he gets bullies all the time by his peers
by MyCoxLongBabyGirl January 11, 2022
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spencer reid

spencer reid is a genius with a iq of 170 and an eidetic memory. he is hot, cute, pretty, and so so precious. he should be protected at all costs.
spencer reid is so smart!

he looks so cute in that scene, aww.

*is crying* if spencer reid dies, i die.
by bpycc_bri April 8, 2021
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carmen faith reid

the most beautiful, compassionate, caring, brilliant and loyal friend anyone could ask for. she lights up rooms with her smile, turns anyones bad days into amazing ones, and she fiercely protects her loved ones. she is the type of person you aspire to be. she is often brought down by those who feel insecure when comparing themselves to her. she is amazing at listening and giving advice even about small, stupid incidents. she loves deeply, even to those who have hurt her. her middle name is faith, and that is how she is. trustworthy, reliable, she makes you believe in her and yourself, she gives you confidence and she is ferociously loyal.

she is braver than she lets on, she has lots of trauma but doesn't show it. instead she is there for her friends. she is genuine and sweet, stunning and kind; truly too good for this world. anyone who meets her loves her. especially her best friends.
Aphrodite would be envious of Carmen Faith Reid's sheer beauty.

Carmen Faith Red is everything good in the world, smushed into a single human.

Carmen Faith Reid deserves happiness.

I love Carmen Faith Reid
by qwerty13! September 11, 2020
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