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texas reboned ham

when a female is not available for a date,warm up a ham,name it after the girl you most wanted to date, yank the bone out of a ham and use the hole for your pleasure.
dang,i couldnt becky lee to go out with me on friday night so i had to use the ole fallback plan with a good ole texas reboned ham and becky was good.
by the fighting armadillo December 21, 2010
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reboot

v. to take a power nap, drink a caffeinated beverage, engage in sexual intercourse, or use any other means to recharge one's energy or the energy of another.
hey man, you look pretty tired. go reboot, i'll take over from here.
by joe February 10, 2005
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Rebound Team

A group of back up booty calls a person has when the main booty call doesn't pan out.
I was supposed to meet with Chrissy later tonight, but she cancelled. So I just ended up calling one of the girls from my rebound team instead.
by Zay Forever March 3, 2011
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rebound

someone you pretend to be happy with to get your ex jealous; meghan
Kevin and Christina broke up and he wasted no time in finding a rebound.
by duhK June 27, 2008
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Designated Rebound Fuck

It's pretty self explanatory. The person you plan to fuck if you break up with your SO. Can be abbreviated as DRF.
"Hey, you're hot, do you want to be my DRF?"

*DRF = designated rebound fuck
by blippityblah December 20, 2008
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rebrocate

When you and the guys need to exit a bad situation, the act of moving to somewhere more favorable. Relocation for the bros.
"Yo, guys, this party is a total sausagefest. Let's rebrocate to the bar and grab some ladies."
by David Fier August 11, 2008
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