Random swearing

Where you're desperate to swear, but can't form the words, and so use the first thing that pops into your head.

"Pobum" - when trying to say "Fuck you."

"Spatula Corsa" when trying to say "You fucking twat, you just cut me up in your shitty little Corsa."

"Trolley cunt beer mug" when trying to say "Oh Christ, Tekken is hard!"

To all of these, anyone listening might respond: "Wow, that's some completely random swearing!"

by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007

Random Anime Buddy

The anime buddy that everyone knows/has, but is too embarrassed to tell anyone else.

Tim: Why did you not answer my call?
Jacob: I was on the other line.
Tim: With who? Your random anime buddy?
Jacob: (pause) No.
Tim: Shenanigans!

by ldksfj;askldjf;laskdjf December 16, 2008

random hot dark haired chick

The hot dark haired chick in the office who walks by all the time, but you have no idea what her job description is.

Damn Bob, did you catch the random hot dark haired chick?

by Sir Dent November 13, 2009

Random Pelvic Thrusting (RPT)

Pelvic thrusting so random, you don't even need music to be playing in order to get your RPT on.

Remember, anyone can RPT anytime. While a band is playing, while someone is going "unt unt unt unt unt unt unt unt", or while nothing is happening. You don't even have to be a good dancer. "Just pretend you're skiing."

Do some random pelvic thrusting (rpt) at your next party. Watch how fast it catches on.

by sportznut3081 November 25, 2010

random

The most frequently used word by DCDB's other than the expressions "Omigawdd!" and "Shut-up!" Often pronouned in a very drawn-out manner, such as "RAAAAN-dom!" for the purposes of making the speaker look "wacky."

"Julie that was soooooooo random! I can't believe you know stuff about books."

by hcracker April 30, 2003

XD SO RANDOM

A phrase that is said when someone says something completely stupid and/or random. It is not used to show that what they said was funny but rather as a sarcastic insult.

Person 1: LULZ CP CHRIS HANSEN PEDOBEAR ANONYMOUS IS LEGION.
Person 2: XD SO RANDOM.

by Ghjjf The 4hed January 30, 2009

random

The most unoriginal thing ever.

Waffles, penguins, cookies, pancakes, ect. <--Not random

Shouting these things does not make you random (aka cool). It makes you look stupid. I mean, wtf? How the hell is screaming "PENGUINS EAT WAFFLES ON MY PORCH!!!1~" random when that's exactly what the post above you said.

I am so utterly pissed off at the over-use of the word random. It puts true acts of randomness to SHAME. SHAME SHAME SHAME.

by Violetownz January 18, 2008