promispronunciation

1. pro-mis-pronunciation: To purposely pronounce badly or incorrectly.

To walk into a coffee shop and order a "Grand" coffee for the pleasure of hearing the overstimulated staff covertly correct you by reapeating "A Grande?" would be defined as promispronunciation. Other good ones include EXpress-o(espresso) Kwee-shay (Quiche), or Horse Overies 'Hors d'oeuvres').

by Esau Kessler April 27, 2006

promiscouis

Having casual sexual relations frequently with different partners; indiscriminate in the choice of sexual partners.

This girl is so Promiscouis

by aisha b November 11, 2006

Thumb Promise

A sacred vow more powerful then a pinky promise. If it is a girl who broke said thumb promise she is intitled to 40 hours of oral sex upon the person who had the promise brokded. If its between two guys you must chop off either of your nuts for punishment.

dont break thumb promises

by Hello kitty 69 May 8, 2008

Hustlers Promise

The most unbreakable promise IN THE WORLD! If you break this promise you most likely will get shot... no joke dude even try it..

Me: I give you my hustlers promise

dude: ok

me: dude just told me blah blah blah

blood member: u broke da promise BITCH! *bam bam*

by Criggafosho July 5, 2008

pinky promise

when people make a promise by intertwining their pinkys and then kiss their pinky.

i pinky promise i wont cheat on you with your best friend

by C.A.W March 8, 2009

Primitive Pussy

The pussy of our ancestors. Similar to Asian pussy, but tastes more similar to brontosaurus meat than cat meat.

Woah dude!!!! That is the most primitive pussy I've ever seen! My sister's old saggy velociraptor vagina doesn't even compare! It doesn't have as many teeth though...

by Nicaragua57 November 11, 2010

fuck promise

a promise made during sex that is used to encourage continued activity. Usually, not to be carried out.

Bob didn't call Linda back the next morning like he said he would. He thought that was ok as it was a fuck promise.

by Tker December 16, 2009