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I'm so Preston.
Preston by Jorge Washingmachine February 22, 2022
Preston is really arrogant and is mean and is fake and is very dirty minded
Don’t be friends with Preston
Preston by CookieXlover March 13, 2022
A guy who will stick a marker up right in is pants and try to get you to look.
Guy: Preston stuck a marker in his pants?
Girl: He is cute, tho.
Preston by e24273012h March 31, 2022
Prestons are funny but sometimes annoying, like...really annoying! But they are still great friends and never want to hurt your feelings. They ask you if you need anything and how you are doing. If you have a Preston in your life, be nice to him, be his friend, you would be so lucky if you have a Preston.
Girl: Wow, thanks for helping me pick up my books!
Preston: Anytime. Hey, want to grab some lunch?
Girl: Sure!
A stupid igly man with no bitches whos a pedo and mastrubates to his mothers asshole when looking at his mothers ass
Preston by DickSucke June 1, 2022
He’s a fat ass who likes big oily men, he puts the mc in McDonald’s he doesn’t eat Big Macs he eats giant macs this man looks like he has triplets but it’s just his fat rolls. He pulls no bitches so he photoshops them in with him
Person 1:Have you seen that guy?
Person 2: yeah he’s such a Preston god…
Preston by Aidan??Nadia?? June 1, 2022