An area generally found outside a hotel that is utilised by car owners who are far to important/ignorant to hand their keys over to Concierge. Cars can be left here for hours whist their owners "complete check-in" or "pop across the road".
I'm just going to park my Lexus on your Porte Cochere whilst I check in. No I don't care about the 9 other cars I am blocking, my vehicle is far too complicated for you to drive.
by Diamond member October 01, 2013
A bumbling little hick town full of evolutionary throwbacks of all creeds and cultures, the only place in the world to develop the H (Hillbilly) chromosome through a combination of constant inbreeding and the fallout that blew in from the chernobyl accident. These H chromosome victims get together in contrived little groups and gossip and talk about subjects totally devoid of any meaning or sense, they just like to vibrate their vocal chords. The are smells like human waste due to their inability and lack of consideration to treat their own sewage, the bumbling yokels would prefer to "sleep where they shit" like pigs. Infested with crackheads, gold diggers, white trash and every other color of trash under the sun, it is a disgusting little pock mark on the planet. It simultaneously burning to the ground and sinking into the ocean would only beautify the surrounding nature, the only tragedy is there would be no more clam bucket, that place is the only place that makes a decent burger.
by giggidygiggidybitches May 06, 2009
Situated about 2 hours from Sydney, Australia (NSW), Port Stephens is a shitty bogan dominated area comprising of Nelson Bay, Salamander Bay, Tanilba Bay,Medowie, Anna Bay etc...
Port Stephens can best be described as a big hole, which gets deeper and shittier the further in you travel and the closer you are to Medowie.
Lots of Asians and old people.
A dolphin here and there.
Port Stephens can best be described as a big hole, which gets deeper and shittier the further in you travel and the closer you are to Medowie.
Lots of Asians and old people.
A dolphin here and there.
Lester was incredibly dissappointed when he found out that his family were wasting their summer vacation in Port Stephens.
by sarah_candy July 31, 2008
Ellesmere port (often referred to as 'the port') is full of drug-taking trash and alcoholics who think their solid like the rest of the town. Port heads are out to cause trouble for no actual reason. Every girl looks as though she has been rolling around in a giant bag of wotsits. It's full of chav scumbags and couples wear matching tracksuits and everybody that I've ever met from ellesmere port are arrogant good for nothing douchebags.
Jade: So, dwayne tell me a bit about yourself
Dwayne: I'm from Ellesmere port me lad 'coz i'm solid like dat innit
Jade: My parents always told me to look at the bright side of things, but in this situation there really isn't a bright side. *RUNS FOR HER LIFE*
Dwayne: I'm from Ellesmere port me lad 'coz i'm solid like dat innit
Jade: My parents always told me to look at the bright side of things, but in this situation there really isn't a bright side. *RUNS FOR HER LIFE*
by emziewoowoo June 26, 2011
The act of defecating inside the vagina of a menstruating woman, which gives the turd a red hue. Expel it from the vagina afterwards and if it is in tact, you have yourself a port mackerel, also known as, a turd covered in tomato sauce.
by GunaDK June 25, 2015