LOBSTER POLISH

a non-existant item that you have culinary or pastry interns look for. often used in a practical joke where victim does the runaround in the restaurant or internship site looking for said polish.

intern: I couldn't find the lobster polish!
chef: It might be in the basement storage.

(intern returns unsuccessful)

intern: Its not in the storage.

chef: go ask the cook where it is!?!!

by cookme December 25, 2010

polishing the marble

Dancing with extraordinary grace, skill, style and/or speed. Used in reference to folk dancing of the Mediterranean region of Europe, primarily that of Greece and Ancient Greece, including Pontos and Asia Minor.

Look at Dimitri's exceptional footwork, he is polishing the marble.

by Fotis_M July 20, 2011

polish bedwarmer

A fart after a large variety of kolbassa that happens while you ae sleeping in bed

YAWNNNNNNNNN what time is it brrrrrrrrrrr oh god oh gooood not a polish bedwarmer.

by lokis little helper August 25, 2011

Polish Barbecue

100 men are all lined up in a circle, facing the man in front of him's back, all turned at 3.6 degrees. (To make the full circle). Each man is butt fucking the man in front of him and is being butt fucked by the man behind him.

Did you hear that Bobby got invited to a Polish Barbecue last month? He just found out he has gonorrhea.

by why_is_every_handle_taken September 27, 2017

polish cunt

A love filled fwendship between a polish kid and fadnams

what a polish cunt

by fadnams November 22, 2019

Polish Febreeze

A smelly fart released in a confined space, which is then immediately occupied by a person.

I was taking off my pants in the bathroom stall and I totally polish febreezed myself.

The couple who was in the photo booth before us totally polish febreezed us.

by The Roshh January 19, 2020

Polishing the Badge

Prolonged ass licking

Your Mom was really polishing the badge last nigth. I've never felt so fresh.

by Razor 6 January 17, 2012