pittsburgh christmas

When you violently shit and vomit at the same time.

Hey man, we missed you last weekend!
Yeah, sorry, I was having a Pittsburgh Christmas.

by 7SENUFF December 26, 2019

Moving to Pittsburgh

When a woman with loose morals has to move to a new town because she already ran through all the dudes in her old town.

I hear Casey is moving to Pittsburgh because she ran through all the dudes in this town.

by Mdv1 August 14, 2018

Pittsburgh Penguins

the gayest team in the entire nhl!! because they get no hoes they shove their hockey sticks up their asses… although sometimes they get unsuspecting janitors (cough cough) to do it for them. They lose every game they play because they cannot stop staring at their opponents’ cocks. Swag Ohio magic does NOT come out of their dicks. They spend their free time drooling over disgusting anime men and fucking cats

Big Jack: The Pittsburgh Penguins lost again! big surprise there
Big Zach: why doesn’t sidney crosby just kill himself lol

Mig Back: because he is too gay

Big Jack: Mig Back that makes no sense gay people can kill themselves too. don’t be discriminatory you fucking tranny.

Penguins fan that gets 0 head: I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes saying hey oh creepers ko’d
Mig Back: Teabag his ghost and now his sulfurs mine saying hey oh mlg pro

by starmangriff February 26, 2023

Pittsburgh Muffler

When one has a wet fart while receiving a rim job.

We were having a good time until she Pittsburgh mufflered me in the mouth

by Fireman100000 December 14, 2018

Pittsburgh roulette

n. The game where you are never sure of the amount of pressure needed to make the ketchup/catsup come out of the squeeze bottle dispenser. Too little pressure, and no ketchup/catsup comes out. Too much (or sometimes just the right amount) and you end up with 2 ounces/60 grams of ketchup/catsup on your burger/hot dog/kielbasa/self.

So named due to the United States' largest ketchup/catsup manufacturer and maker of the squeeze bottles in question being Heinz Foods, based in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, US.

Person 1: "Why do you have ketchup/catsup all over you?"
Person 2: "I lost a rousing game of Pittsburgh roulette."

by Picksburgh Pete May 3, 2018

Pittsburgh Toilet

A fully-functioning toilet set in a highly visible and public area.

She had to relieve herself, but was terrified of being scrutinized by the others at the party whilst using the Pittsburgh Toilet.

by Spanx D. Mon'quie April 5, 2022

Pittsburgh Waterfountain

Consuming two Taco Bell quesoritos before vomiting onto your partner.

Make sure you swing by Taco Bell tonight so you can give me the good ol' Pittsburgh Waterfountain.

by Unremarkable March 2, 2015