Lady pints

Small pints of Guinness that aren't enough for Irish men, but just perfect for the lasses

Don't they have lady pints in Ireland?

No Mangos. No they do not.

by Girth McBlumpkin October 26, 2025

Eureka Pint

When you drink an alcoholic beverage after losing motivation or creativity to complete an assignment at work or university.
Used due to the fact that a drink or two always loosens the brain.

Not to be confused with 'Study Beer'

"I've lost all motivation to work on this assignment, dude."
"No worries, go for a Eureka Pint"

"Mate I had a Eureka Pint and immediately reached an intellectual enlightenment!"

by heiserbeck November 4, 2025

Mezzanine pint

If you’re drinking in a round but you’re drinking faster than the others you might buy yourself a mezzanine pint inbetween.

Since you’ve all got half a pint left, I’ll get myself a mezzanine pint

by DonSimon007 December 27, 2025

Tooth-Pinting

The act of sticking the end of a toothbrush through the fly in one’s underwear, positioning it where the shaft of the penis meets the base, and moving it up and down to wiggle the penis around.

“Yo we just caught Griffin Tooth-Pinting bro”

by sudosience February 18, 2025

Pint Walk

The walking style adopted by middle aged British males when walking to the pub. Usually with one hand pocketed and the other swaying.

“I can tell he’s going for a pint”

“How do you know?”
“He’s got a pint walk”

by English words June 3, 2023

few pints

Going out for a quiet night and end up absolutely twisted.

Ah lads we just going out for a few pints tonight. "Proceeds to go black out."

by Mr Pintman June 29, 2023

Circus Pint

A lager top with more than just a dash of lemonade, a Big Top.

good day to you barkeep, my lady friend will have a white wine spritzer and I'll have a Circus Pint.

by HowManyTries July 26, 2024