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Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.
Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
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Good pick up lines

you must be from Tennessee cuz your the only ten i see.
by doctorcluck April 11, 2023
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ghost pick up

When someone acts like their going to pick up their dogs poop, but leaves it in someone else's yard.
I hate my neighbor! Every time that dog poops in my yard she does a ghost pick up!
by ghostpickupman April 6, 2017
mugGet the ghost pick upmug.

Pick It Up

Pick It Up is a song by the rapper Killa Sanderz
"If You find a bag of weed on the ground, what you going to do? Pick it up! pick it up!"
by Sandman Storm March 4, 2022
mugGet the Pick It Upmug.

picked up

prostitute: i’m picked up
mom on phone: oh okay use protection
by beetsmeets March 3, 2021
mugGet the picked upmug.

pick up a cupcake

To make sexual advances towards a minor. The term was coined after YouTuber EDP445 was caught in a sting operation where he thought he's be meeting up with a 13-year-old girl, for sex
EDP: Well, I was actually coming out here to pick up a cupcake, and then go back home.
by Purplax November 22, 2024
mugGet the pick up a cupcakemug.

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