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The Payton Game

A game which involves a circle jerk with eye contact and the last one to cum on a slice of pizza has to eat it.
Bro that poor guy lost the Payton Game
by JimmyNoLegs November 21, 2016
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izaiah payton

a Funny ass motherfocker
by @IzaiahPayton January 17, 2018
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Max Payton

a furry
max, if you’re reading this, i guess ur moms a furry too.
max’s are usually attracted to cancers ♋️
max payton is totally a furry.
by o5706 April 10, 2020
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The Payton

Being caught jacking off to a static screen, while seven others blast porn.
While gaming, one of the dogs slipped down stairs. Must have been sometime, anyhow she came back up looking horrified. We go downstairs, one of the room doors are open. We go inside, theres The Payton, dick in hand to a blank screen, with seven others blasting rough guy on guy on guy on guy porn.
by Rff28 July 12, 2021
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i beg your pardon

can you i beg your pardon not do that
by carolinebondbeatsmewithabat February 9, 2023
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pardon my french

phrase used as an appology for using profanities. The word for "seal" (the animal) in french is "phoque," which is pronounced the same as the word "fuck" in english. This is how the phrase originated.
You've got to be fucking kidding me! Pardon my french, but that's insane!
by Lazy Time Waster December 17, 2004
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payton paxton

Cum guzzling gutter ass hoe. Who likes to jerk guys off, but secretly because he hasn't cum out of the closet yet. He also enjoys to hold male testicles inside if his mouth. He considers it to be a sport. He has pretty blue eyes, but they are often bloodshot, from smoking joints to make him feel better about the size of his penis. He has had many surgeries on his dick because his cum is often dark brown. He is tall with brown hair, he has small lips, but the guys don't mind. Every night before going to sleep, he cleans the pubic hair that is stuck in his braces. (Male Pubes)
"Nobody has ever sucked me off like that, you must be a payton paxton!"
by Lick my left tit April 21, 2018
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