sun patch

When a person is spanked in the ass so hard that it stays red for several days.

If it's darker purple, see jelly stain.

"I heard Gonzo got a Sun Patch from Rosie O'Donnell at the VMA's last night"
"Dude, what a nut gobbler!"

by FunestoCartel September 16, 2006

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Hoe Patch

When a hoe begs for bruises during sex so she can show it off to her friends to brag she has rough sex!

Check out that dumb ass with hoe patches

by everybodysdoll April 18, 2018

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Rascal patch

The patch/strands of hair commonly known as “stragglers” that were missed when getting a haircut. Rascal patches are most common when you get a home haircut or DIY haircut.

Sorry bro, the guard slipped off and I gave you a little rascal patch, but just give it a couple weeks and it’ll grow out.

by Sugar Shane July 16, 2018

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peach patch

when someone tries to grow a beard but can't

xander is trying to grow a beard, but it's coming as a peach patch

by peachpatcher October 06, 2017

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Crabbage Patch

A human's genital area that appears to itch or have an itchy situation occurring; possibly due to crabs, other STDs, or simply adjusting oneself too often in public.

That dude was scratching his crabbage patch the whole time he was shopping.

by Dietheinknurse March 15, 2017

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