Pasty Whackers

Really shit shoes

Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss

by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021

pasty tits

Women with naturally large breasts

That girl has some pasty tits

by Bellaspells May 13, 2016

tin miners' pasty

Performing Oral sex on your partner immediately followed by flipping them over for a good Rimming providing the complete package.

(Also known as being a dinner and pudding all in one Pasty for convenience of the old miners.)

Mike: "I gave my missus a proper Tin Miners' Pasty last night and she loved it!"

John: "Make sure you don't have it the wrong way round though cos that would get real messy and leave a weird taste on the lips"

by Dark5iide May 13, 2014

Pasty Puff

A morbidly obese white male, normally from the suburbs but can range into safer sections of cities to view sporting events. Pasty Puff's are easily identified by New Balance running shoes (almost always gray), Casper the friendly ghost skin tone and belly's that hang out significantly farther then their dicks. Pasty Puff's are known for the mass consumption of high fructose corn syrup products and saying the wrong thing at every turn.

"Check out Pasty Puff over there double fisting pizza and starbursts like diabetes doesn't exist."

by kfc4life November 5, 2023

smashed the pasty

a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.

Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.

Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)

"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"

by _linzi December 15, 2011

Chucking his muck into a pasty

the soon to be sted demon needs to share their much for others to eat in a pasty

Chucking his muck into a pasty means the steroids have made him so erect he finds any warm pocket to stick it in and splatter

by Someone1254 April 28, 2025

Pasty’s

Something used to “ tape them suckers down.”

Honey you need some pasty’s.

by Whale scientist February 3, 2018