pasty basher

A gentleman or lady who places their genitalia or sexually involves themselves or others in pastry baked goods.

'Have you heard of Mick, he's a right pasty basher'

'The local baker had a long and fruitful career before being accused of being a pasty basher'

by Lillikinns September 18, 2017

Smash Pasty's

A euphamism, mainly used in the South West of England to indicate the physical act of love making.

To make love; To smash pasty's.

"I smashed her pasty. Looked like a punched lasagne afterwards"
"I took 'im 'ome an aftur drinkin Frosty Jacks an watchin Countdewn we smashed pasty's"

by Caenfayre September 25, 2017

pasty grazer

An item of clothing so short, that the hem grazes the vagina.

That dress is a bit of a pasty grazer

by RagmanKenwyn September 27, 2017

wet pasty

When a man inserts his penis into the other persons armpit and they flap their arm like a chicken

Wanna try some wet pasty

by My nans a toaster June 15, 2017

Smash a pasty

To give a lady a jolly good seeing to.

I'm off out tonight, pull a bird and smash a pasty.

by Moomoo17 June 15, 2017

pasty virgin

A pasty virgin is a virgin that is not only pasty white but also is desperate they with literally fuck a tree.

Donald is a pasty virgin.

by O’Bambi November 18, 2017

pasty red

An other way to say the color maroon

Person's favorite color is pasty red

by 100 percent true May 7, 2018