Kicking a pasty down the High St.

Bit of a slack hole.

"Im not saying it was slack, but it was like kicking a pasty down the High St."

by duo3nan August 08, 2008

Pasty House

Got defrauded for £5k worth of food. Local to the Plymouth and Tavistock area in Devon.
food was shit anyway, charge it tho.

Pasty house got chopped LOL

by Rhino Olly January 24, 2023

pastie baked

Completely off your head on drugs

Joe is fucking pastie baked

by Dave__BOYYYY May 17, 2016

Pasty’s

Something used to “ tape them suckers down.”

Honey you need some pasty’s.

by Whale scientist February 04, 2018

Marquette Midnight Pastie

When you make a pastie and nut on it, freeze it, fry it, and then insert it into your girl's anus when eating her ass out. Preferrably, she'll be gaping beforehand and when you insert said food item, her asshole muscles will mush and scramble it up and then you can suck it all out and give her the night of her life. Sounds good, eh?

"Man, Marquette Midnight Pasties are the best kind of pasties. Nothing like a little anal sauce to really bring out that flavor mmm!"

by HouCou2003 November 04, 2022

pasty virgin

A pasty virgin is a virgin that is not only pasty white but also is desperate they with literally fuck a tree.

Donald is a pasty virgin.

by O’Bambi November 18, 2017

BOGOF Pasty

When your mate only eats greggs and smells like a pasty

Bro stfu you smell like a BOGOF Pasty

by HyFyR August 25, 2023