puke shart

When you vomit so violently causing your stomach muscles to tighten, and your anal sphincter to loosen thus releasing the dreaded shart.

Yo Molly was so sick heaving last night that she puke sharted....totally greased her underwear.

by Aztec Two Step March 31, 2020

Puke laughing

Puking laughing, also shorten to pukeaghing is when someone laughs so hard they puke while laughing.

She laughed so hard at what her lover was saying and she started pukeaghing every where !!

Puke laughing happens when you are la uh thing so hard you puke everywhere and uncontrollably and still keep laughing .

by Itsfunnytho69 March 13, 2020

Puke-inducer

The Puke-inducer: A signature alcoholic cocktail, typically ordered during a house party, or similar festive occasion. The drink consists of a multitude of various spirits, accompanied by a single cube of ice. It is a rare and authentic beverage, typically served at a college party with limited range and variety in alcohol selection. It's aftermath results in that of vomiting.

Bartender: "Would you like a Puke-inducer? "
Bar Patron: "My girlfriend just left me...make it a double."

by K8ty07 May 29, 2017

cunt puke

The discharge that comes out of the pussy after sex.

Bitch I'm not gonna stop fucking you 'till I'm covered with cunt puke

by Jacen Ynot November 13, 2017

pound and puke

After you eat and you decide to have sex afterward and then you puke

Dude I just had a pound and puke

by Jackisking143 May 16, 2016

Cute puke

when hearing or reading about someones loving or happy feeling for another. When someones words about another are so cute it makes you wanna puke.

After reading my friends post about her boyfriend and how much she loved him it made me cute puke.

by Bullshitt January 25, 2017

luke puke

HES SO FUCKING PRECIOUS I SWEAR his presence fr makes me smile sm i wish i could b there w him all the time cus pls i just wanna b w him although i dont act like it much he make me insanely happy and everytime i talk to him i get so happy bc he’s just so wow yk? he’s so funny genuinely so hAilOurs pls i miss him whenever i’m not talking to him. he honestly deserves the entire universe even w pluto n shit he’s so amazing n cute n nice n just so perfect none of u have any idea he’s the only person i’ll ever see myself with n i hope i never lose him he’s one of the most adorable ppl i’ve ever met n jsjfk he’s perfect n he’s SO ATTRACTIVE I KID U NOT LIKE WHO LET HIM B THAT BEAUTIFUL pls i’m in pain neeway he makes me feel wanted n yes if i could give him everyting i would i love him a lot n i hope one day he’s the happiest man on earth. if we ever broke up i feel like i’d find my way back to him he’s honestly addicting i can’t get enough of him i jate that he thinks he isn’t all thwt bc he is he’s worth so much and means so much to me i adore him i’m so obsessed w him everything he does and says i love i wish he knew how much i adored him i wish he’d believe that he’s the only one i think about before i sleep i wish he’d realize how in love i am with him he’s an amazing person and the way he makes me feel is just wow i’ve never felt so strongly for a person before i’ve never tried so jard for a person before he’s honestly the best nobody could ever compare n HES SO SEGGC N SWAG

luke puke is so swag

by glizzyet December 20, 2020