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Getting poptarted

The act of being jizzed on then having multi colored sprinkles poured on you.
When I was done screwing her I told her she was getting poptarted.
by Madcow81 January 2, 2017
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Burkina Faso Poptart

The act of horizontally splitting the penis in half and cutting off the top piece, making the bloodied bottom piece look like a poptart when viewed from above. Used as a torture method in Burkina Faso
Thomas Sankara's assassins initially wanted to give him a Burkina Faso Poptart but the plan was dropped due to logistical issues.
by popedick420 April 25, 2023
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poptart

Silly poptarts, you're already black!
by brobi1kinobi March 1, 2011
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cheesy poptart

it is when you slap a girl on the vaginal lips and proceed to stuff cheetos in her vagina
"wow i shoved so many cheetos up there it was a great cheesy poptart"
by blacknosenipples March 12, 2016
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Poptart

Fuck buddy's.
Hey my little Poptart is the bedroom open?
by gigi starlight March 11, 2009
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Poptart

An incredible pillo-lipped princess.
Yo poptart gimme some sugar.
by Atelier Handsome October 25, 2018
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poptart

A dolt, a person who is pleasant when you first meet them, but then that all goes out the window... Like when you eat a poptart as an adult, you're first instinct is OMG this is going to be awesome!! And then you take that first and last bite...
A douche bag male that thinks he's gods gift to women, wow that douche is a total poptart
A dense slark/slut that thinks she's way hotter than she is.

A Joe Marino or Amie Bereson
by pinksparkles88 October 18, 2012
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