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Poes

Usually your significant other, "a poes" is what they being when they cannot listen to reason and don't want to pull themselves together
My girlfriend rolls her eyes every time I ask her to do something. She is being a poes.
by anonymous August 30, 2022
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Poe, pOe, poE

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slim poes

Afrikaans slang word for an ignorant person who always corrects you, even if they are incorrect (acting like they know everything about any subject)
John: “Did you hear that JuiceWrld has passed away?”
Simon: “Nah I doubt, I would’ve heard of it or seen it somewhere online, it’s probably fake news.”
John: “Alright you slim poes, go look it up then.”
by unclesins October 4, 2021
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maxwell harrison poe

Maxwell Harrison Poe is probably the tallest, smartest, and best looking guy you meet. He loves jokes and he loves drinks, he won't turn down a challenge either, so you better watch out when a Maxwell Harrison Poe walks in the room, he won't hesitate to challenge or change/confirm what you know. It is strongly suggested that you befriend this wild beast.
Billy: Who is that tall sexy guy over there?

Tim: Don't you know? That's Maxwell Harrison Poe!
by piderman7879 May 10, 2018
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Heisen Poe Uncertainty principle

Similar to Poe's law and a weak man argument, it's when satire and genuine belief exist simultaneously .
Person one: Holy shit feminists want to #endfathersday

Person two: Nah that's a troll.

Person three: No It's real, here is a feminist writing for Huff Po saying it.

Person four: Guys its the Hiesen Poe uncertainty principle at play, It started on 4 chan but real feminist bought in just like with #freebleeding and #pissforequality. The Heisen Poe Uncertainty principle Similar to Poe's law and a weak man argument, it's when satire and genuine belief exist simultaneously .
by wazzup98765 June 13, 2018
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poes

Usually used to describe a really bitch-like person. Originating from the Southern African language, Afrikaans.
"I don't like that girl, she talks behind everyone's backs."
"ughh, what a poes."
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Poes

by OldheadJ May 22, 2021
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