platinum vagina

Its the best way to get drugs cheap

She used her platinum vagina so she got the shit cheap after.

by T_Cain June 23, 2023

Platinum Pilferer

People who seek out partners for the purpose of using them for the emotional and mental labor.

Chad worrying about being hit on by a gold digger is ironic when he's just a platinum pilferer.

by HealthyHumaning March 8, 2023

records went platinum

When your brakes are well past their life and you’ve been grinding deep grooves into your rotors

“Yeah man, I’ve hearing some intense grinding for the past couple months whenever I press on the brake. Why is that?”
“Oh those records went platinum for sure.”

by Bangswell October 23, 2023

platinum offence

A high degree of verbal violation

What you said is a platinum offence.

by Eletrowiz January 25, 2024

“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”

Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”

by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 6, 2022

Burnout Platinum

The state at which one becomes so fed up with feelings of burnout that they become burnt out on said burnout itself.

Burnout Platinum is nothing compared to the indomitable human spirit that lies within Alexandria.

by Smatrick Smeverett December 14, 2022

Bud Platinum

I drink it almost exclusively and I'm not just going to stop because Matt fucking Walsh doesn't fucking like trannies. Matt walsh can suck a tranny dick.

Hym "Yeah, I'm not going to stop drinking bud platinum. Not that I drink all that often but still. If I go to buy some beer and bud platinum is GONE. I'm going to be livid!"

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023