Oxnard Kneepad

When you eat a whole pepperoni pizza and then poop on the floor for your lover to kneel in.

I love to get the ol' Oxnard Kneepad when I get comfortable with a lady.

by gothamchick September 10, 2018

Oxnard High School

A whole lot of people crowed with a usual of 5 major fights a year all the other ones are petty and over drugs or some. Mostly Mexicans, Asians but like 5 blacks per year. 60% of the girls are beautiful girls, 5% of that 60% will get pregnant there. No cute or worthy boys; what so ever!

Are u going to Oxnard High School next year? - ya them girls be fine.
U know the ONE black kid with waves, he goes to Oxnard High School ? - psh O ya

by Aha-ha May 30, 2019

Tesla owner

Somebody who is not sure of the road rules or how to drive and require some assistance driving on the right side of the road. Often times you will catch them rolling through wealthy neigborhoods admiring houses and running stop signs.

Hey, watch out for that tesla owner driving in oncoming traffic!

by Tesla owner April 3, 2020

private ownership

An ownership that is private

Private ownership

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by PizzaSimp October 25, 2020

oxnard

Sleepy little city 60 miles north of Los Angeles, on the California coast.

I'm not going to Oxnard, you go ahead.

by Buzz Cola September 7, 2003

owner

1) The person legally the propreitor of.

2) One who owns the other.

I am the owner of a large penis.


I am the owner of your small penis.

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004