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Ghetto Oven

A cookie-cutter suburban home constructed from cheap, low-quality materials, containing little to no insulation and clad with dark roofing. Long into the night, the neighbourhood unwillingly endures the occupant's lamentation, as this overpriced, poorly built furnace of fuck maintains internal temperatures only found near the edge of the devil's anus after a night on reaper sauce.

These four-walled shit toasters are favoured by dimwitted property investors who often revere themselves as scions of financial mastery but usually lack the basic mental gymnastics to invest in other financial assets.
Shane bought a ghetto oven in Blacktown for $1.2m at 6% for 30 years. It won't even last 3 years. It's already cracking up the middle and sinking.
by Taktische Kartoffel August 30, 2022
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Flesh oven

Slang for a vagina.
Guy 1: I slept with a girl last night and her flesh oven stank!

Guy 2: Ewwwwww!
by slaaaaaaaaaag April 4, 2011
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korean oven

When you fart in a kia with the windows rolled up.
When my asshole boss carpools with me, I always lock the windows and subject him to the korean oven.
by Jessejayms March 13, 2014
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Muff Oven

Dude, she just got her muff oven ripped out
by shotatcommand April 1, 2009
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oiled oven

Just like a dutch oven, but you need to lying naked waiting for you significant other, and you shart under the covers. When they get in to the shit filled bed you cover their head with the covers and shout Oiled Oven.
My ass was covered with shit when she got into bed, but when I covered her head with the covers and made her smell the the oiled oven it was all worth it.
by MSUKING24 April 2, 2017
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Ghost Oven

The act of farting while a girl is going down on you while under the sheets.
Sara was blowing me and when I gave her the ghost oven she threw up on my dick before running down the hall like poltergeist with the sheet on her head.
by pink-eye bandit December 30, 2010
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Jamaican Oven

Hotboxing someone under the covers. Bonus points if it's your girlfriend. You stud.
by JayPizzler December 20, 2013
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