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two pigs with one bird

A reference to the crazy popular smartphone game Angry Birds, this is a modern version of killing "two birds with one stone," meaning solving multiple problems with a single solution.
Friend 1: I just invented THC Beer, so now we can get drunk and high on the same substance!

Friend 2: Way to kill two pigs with one bird!
by smokina fatone August 14, 2011
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I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
by Bukkot November 2, 2020
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The act of giving some bitch two fingers in her cooter and one in her ass.
person 1: hahaha, hey matt, did you give her two in the pink one in the stink?

person 2: yes michael, that shit gets me off like no other.
by bader April 11, 2006
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Also known as the shocker. Inserting the middle and index finger into the beaver and the pinky finger into the cleaver. The name shocker comes from the SHOCK the chick gets when the pinky is inserted in her ass.
Jack gave Jill one for the stink and two for the pink, and it was good.
by SpanishHizbo August 30, 2005
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the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...
by royceda20 May 3, 2009
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Killing two turds with one kidney stone

Exactly the same definition as "killing two birds with one stone", but this term can be used as a more vulgar/edgy next level substitute to get the same point across, but also cause a sense of shock and awe also possible disgust towards first-time listeners of this phrase. This phrase may also invoke the mental image of a man grabbing his own penis and tilting it upward like a firearm and shooting out a kidney stone with such intense force that it could lethally penetrate two flying turds with bird wings killing them both at the same time.
Killing two turds with one kidney stone: See definition for "Killing two birds with one stone".
by Black-Phoenix777 May 24, 2021
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