Hey, I have already gotten farther than literally everyone who has ever existed. I'm literally 5-15 years away from being the first male in human history to create life... Or have already done that... Or I guys could say I busted a fat nut into UD... That's what this is. These are like my sperms.
Hym "Nah, expecting me to listen presupposes that YOU are the word-saying-guy and I'm the listening guy. I'm the word-saying-guy."
by Hym Iam March 24, 2025
Get the Listenmug. Very Segsy
by JCOLE3XPLATINUMNOFEATURES November 25, 2021
Get the J Cole Listenermug. Person 1: whats up
person 2: Nm just "Listening to my adiction"
Person 1: wth does that mean.
Person 2: it means im listing to my fav artist taylor swift.
Person 1: oooooooooooooooooookay
person 2: Nm just "Listening to my adiction"
Person 1: wth does that mean.
Person 2: it means im listing to my fav artist taylor swift.
Person 1: oooooooooooooooooookay
by Giggly stripes July 6, 2011
Get the Listening to my adictionmug. The way a man listens. Characterized by understanding bits and pieces when the subject is mundane; typically enough to appear as if he is listening but not in fact enough to understand the full context of the conversation.
When Tina told Rob about the even, Rob man listened and therefore did not duly prepare for said event.
by rbrice June 16, 2023
Get the Man listenmug. One who pretends to act like they are listening to what you are saying to them while they are actually just thinking of a response. These bastards have to follow every single clause that comes out of your mouth with something to the effect of: "Oh Yeah?" "Ahhhhhh" "Oh Alright" "I see" or one from the plethora of others.
I am really sick of the active listeners in this office. He knows exactly what you mean before you even say it... apparently.
by sp25 June 20, 2008
Get the active listenermug. by bagoflisten May 4, 2024
Get the Bag of Listenmug. I do not need to listen to you stupid fat bald piece of shit and I'm not going to. You should be listening to me and doing what I want. You want to stand on Gulliver's head and talk down to him as though he is not a giant.
Hym "I'm not listening to anyone until I get the entirety of the money and the entirety of the credit. And even then I'm STILL not listening to you because you slowed down the remediation of my situation so you could power trip me into listening to a fat bald piece of shit who is both wrong and less intelligent than myself. If you had taken your own advice... You would not be burying Mikayla Raines. You would not be burying your kids in Uvalde. You would not be burying your Senators. You are the one who should be listening to me. And you are the ones who should be doing what I want. And then when you're done you go back to your lives and do whatever the fuck it is you do in life."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
Get the Listeningmug.