Vid sesh

A term used for having a wank to a porn video. Vid sesh is a less formal phrase, normally used in a more casual scenario.

Dude 1: "Yo man, I'll be right back just going to have a quick vid sesh."
Dude 2: "Dude, that's your fourth one today, give the little guy a break"

by Jimothy Sheath October 21, 2018

Sketch Sesh

An extremely sketchy marijuana smoking session

Steven: Lets go sesh behind that police station
Ryan: That sounds like a sketch sesh
Steven: It will be fine
Ryan: K

by Rick Hell November 18, 2011

fifa sesh

A period of time whereby two or more friends play, either against eachother or against strangers, online matches on FIFA football. The session will end once a player(s) are satisfied either their opponents or themselves have been suitably beaten over the course of however many matches took place in the session

Do you fancy a FIFA sesh tonight?

Sorry mate the girlfriend is coming round later, but I've got time for a quick game

by Pliskin89 October 13, 2016

dog sesh

dog sesh is when you (and maybe your friends) are about to get retardedly fucking high or drunk, this is used when you are anywhere and your about to chief shit

yo bro i’m done with this class rn let’s go dog sesh in the bathroom

by JONBIGNXGGA July 26, 2018

sesh fit

the fit (outfit) you’re wearing to the sesh (see the word sesh for meaning)

the sesh fit of today is an oversized hoodie, sweatpants and crocs!

by vas.eline December 24, 2020

vom sesh

(n) pronounced like a shortened version of vomit session

means a short, temporary period of time in which someone vomits repeatedly, then is fine afterwards

person1: I heard Mary threw up during lunch today. Is she okay?
person2: Oh, yeah, she's fine. It was just a vom sesh.

by slanglastsforever March 16, 2009

mup the sesh

Cork slang , used when your having cold ones and its a banger,

"Dean kearney has 24 cans of tesco lager and he is on his way down! Mup the sesh!!

by Coldones April 19, 2018