Ol' Texan

This is an oral sex move performed by the nostrils. You put the clit in one nostril and close the other with your finger. You then blow as hard you can like you are blowing your nose without a tissue. You can also suck in to get that Rasberry affect going on. It feels just as good as a wand vibrator but with more settings.

"Girl, he took me back to his place and gave me an Ol' Texan, I havnt nut like that in years"

"I sneezed on my girls pussy last night, she thought I was given her an Ol' Texan"

by ButChugNugs April 20, 2022

The 'Ol Stretcheroo

When you pull your pants down and stretch out your flaccid cock in front of a friend. Pulls should be done with no more than three fingers and start only at the head of the cock so that your friend can pellucidly see your pencil-thin shlong stretched out across the room. Optionally, as a variation, you may lean slightly back, bending your knees and yell "YEAHH" while nodding your head up and down .

Joe mistook Jamal's shlong for a piece of black licorice when Jamal was having his time with the 'Ol Stretcheroo. This explains a lot about Jamal but I still don't know where my bike is.

by _________________________-____ October 2, 2012

'ol laid

Means "mother" in Ireland, typically used in Cork slang.

"C'mere to me lad, I saw your 'ol laid last night and she was savage."

"How's your 'ol laid? I heard she's up the walls with work!"

"My 'ol laid got laid last night, he laid it into her while she layed!"

"The 'ol laid got the dole today, she'll be on the jar tonight I'd say!"

by CorkBoi101 June 2, 2010

iko ol

To pronounce oneself as cool in a response where the word “cool” is expected

Iko ol, on that

by SCARYGHOST June 20, 2022

Ol' Eustace

When you put a pocket pussy on the base of a blender and hit the liquify button and let it spin on your dick

I made a pitcher of margaritas and got bored so I did the Ol' Eustace trick

by fuzzsludge August 11, 2019

Ol' Mate

An Australian term for someones who name youve forgoten or dont know

"So i was just minding my buisness getting some chips at the shop and i run into one of my ol' mates!"

by C.T Tracy December 20, 2022

Ole' Dirty

Ole' Dirty University is in Norfolk, Virginia and is near the water and the one and only Killam Ave... While being unknown for sports other than field hockey they are known to throw great darties for football games and St. Patties Day.

I go to Ole' Dirty

by Ole' Dirty August 8, 2023