by 42621051 January 5, 2024
Get the I killed a man todaymug. by Death Menace October 4, 2023
Get the I Hate the World Todaymug. <.7.9.7.6.>today is a day for teaching that real patience is not about stopping but walking calmly and focus-mindedly<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>today is a day for teaching that real patience is not about stopping but walking calmly and focus-mindedly<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>today is a day for teaching that real patience is not about stopping but walking calmly and focus-mindedly<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Used during that awkward timeframe where you've stayed awake past midnight, and thus the "today" in your head is technically yesterday
At 3am
Friend 1: Yesterday today was amazing
Friend 2: Please just say today, I know what you're talking about
Friend 1: Yesterday today was amazing
Friend 2: Please just say today, I know what you're talking about
by Stella_Star September 19, 2022
Get the Yesterday Todaymug. Its 2 days before the day after tomorrow.
by OgreTheSober January 23, 2021
Get the Todaymug. Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".
Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.
Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.
"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"
"Today on things"
"Today on things"
by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021
Get the today on thingsmug. something you say right before you and some buddies are about to hunt some dragons or kill a large group of zombies
Jake: Oh shit...we're done for.
Sabre Jackson: Snacktime comes early today boys.
Jake: Okay...let's do this.
Sabre Jackson: Snacktime comes early today boys.
Jake: Okay...let's do this.
by echo 9 May 15, 2007
Get the snacktime comes early today boysmug.