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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

My Middle School experience =/= NDSSG.
Those kids look like they're in high school. And they never seem to have class, they're always chilling with the janitor or partying in the halls. But if you're not like me and can overlook such things, it's kinda a fun show.
Friend: "Hey-did you catch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?"
Me: "Yeah, can you believe it? They spent all this time creating a giant volcano, don't they actually have SCHOOL?"
Friend: "It's just a show...it's not that bad."
by oonceoonceooncebananas March 27, 2010
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Ned Bread

A loaf of bread, But mixed with Nutella. Not to be confused with Nutella on toast.
I want Ned Bread so bad right now!!!
by Kolor4ever June 10, 2020
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Pulling a Ned

When you assume you've been invited to an event despite not actually being on the guest list.
"Dude, why did Tom come to your birthday party on Saturday?"
"I dunno man, I didn't invite him. He was totally Pulling a Ned."
by LionsandGophers October 4, 2011
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ned

a "powerful figure" in a minecraft server called MinecraftOnline who got banned off all of its platforms and displays unemployed behaviour by wasting his time buying accounts just to evade
Wow, that guy who just joined was a total ned, what a fool!
by Sonic_Hedgehog September 7, 2023
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Ned

An abbreviation that stands for 'nobita et doremon
- what are you drawing mate?

+ Ned
by Torrezno April 21, 2019
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NED

Don't fuck him Emma, he's a NED
by Hardcocklover94 June 9, 2023
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gobby ned

dick-sucking idiot
we went on a ride afterwards, which was fun, but the amount of gobby neds there was annoying
by gypsiez November 7, 2010
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