My Middle School experience =/= NDSSG.
Those kids look like they're in high school. And they never seem to have class, they're always chilling with the janitor or partying in the halls. But if you're not like me and can overlook such things, it's kinda a fun show.
Friend: "Hey-did you catch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?"
Me: "Yeah, can you believe it? They spent all this time creating a giant volcano, don't they actually have SCHOOL?"
Friend: "It's just a show...it's not that bad."
by oonceoonceooncebananas March 27, 2010
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Dirty Ned

The act of ordering 3 fillets of salmon in one day and trying to steal ramican.
Bruno: Guess who was in today?
Wacko: Who?
Bruno: Eamon, he pulled a Dirty Ned.
by DickLips11 September 13, 2020
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Ned Sheeran

A person who has ginger hair and pale skin like Ed Sheeran but they aren't.
Not+Ed Sheeran= Ned Sheeran
"Look that's Ned Sheeran"
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Ned Wrigley

A curly headed fuck who likes licking grandmas butcracks
Receptionist: "Hello Ned welcome to the retirment home"
Ned Wrigley: "Bring me the buttholes!!"
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Big Dawg Ned

Someone who is a sick cunt and has a shitting playlist on Spotify.
Person 1: yooo did u listen to the shitting playlist!
Person 2: Hell yeah Big Dawg Ned!!!
Person 1: Whoops I accidentally shit myself!
Person 2: np, just listen to the shitting playlist while you clean yourself up!
by John Wock August 22, 2022
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Neds

Meaning No or Nah. Originated in the 303 of Denver Colorado.
DO YOU WANT TO KICK IT TODAY? Neds I'm gotta work foo.

Let's go crusing.? Neds I'm just chillin today. I too faded last night.
by Jackieheartslife June 05, 2024
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