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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

My Middle School experience =/= NDSSG.
Those kids look like they're in high school. And they never seem to have class, they're always chilling with the janitor or partying in the halls. But if you're not like me and can overlook such things, it's kinda a fun show.
Friend: "Hey-did you catch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?"
Me: "Yeah, can you believe it? They spent all this time creating a giant volcano, don't they actually have SCHOOL?"
Friend: "It's just a show...it's not that bad."
by oonceoonceooncebananas March 27, 2010
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gobby ned

dick-sucking idiot
we went on a ride afterwards, which was fun, but the amount of gobby neds there was annoying
by gypsiez November 7, 2010
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Ned

An abbreviation that stands for 'nobita et doremon
- what are you drawing mate?

+ Ned
by Torrezno April 21, 2019
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NED

Don't fuck him Emma, he's a NED
by Hardcocklover94 June 9, 2023
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Ned

Neds - Non educated delinquents. Born and raised in the rough streets in Scotland, mid-teen and they love a bit of drink. The OG's stick to a bit of buckie and dragon soop. Some like to stand out fae the crowd and grab themselves an echo falls or a classic md 20/20. These mad neds and nedettes stick to the woods, the fields and make sure to start a fire wherever they can.
Ned - "You on eh drink eh night?'
Neds lad - "Aye am getting onit oot in the woods"
by Scotty27 April 19, 2021
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1'ned

getting 1'ned means that you got tapped by a nn lmao and you should most likely refund your (onepastev4)
get 1'ned you nn dog sit
by zerohvh December 2, 2020
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ned

a "powerful figure" in a minecraft server called MinecraftOnline who got banned off all of its platforms and displays unemployed behaviour by wasting his time buying accounts just to evade
Wow, that guy who just joined was a total ned, what a fool!
by Sonic_Hedgehog September 7, 2023
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