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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

My Middle School experience =/= NDSSG.
Those kids look like they're in high school. And they never seem to have class, they're always chilling with the janitor or partying in the halls. But if you're not like me and can overlook such things, it's kinda a fun show.
Friend: "Hey-did you catch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?"
Me: "Yeah, can you believe it? They spent all this time creating a giant volcano, don't they actually have SCHOOL?"
Friend: "It's just a show...it's not that bad."
by oonceoonceooncebananas March 27, 2010
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NED

NED- Non-Educated Dummy.
Why is Ruby acting that way? She is acting that way because she is such a NED.
by R. Louise Cheshire Skywalker January 7, 2011
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belgian ned

A popular dance move. Usually seen during electro/house/breaks nights, but can readily be busted out for any genre of music. Started by an unknown belgian with a boombox, this dance move has continued to grow in popularity, and can often be seen where ever boys from Aberdeen are going size large.
check out that belgian ned.... what a lad!
by GlowBracelets January 10, 2011
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Ned's Dump

A technical term used in software development, meaning to dump the most recent data in a set.
Q: Dude, did you get Ned's Dump for that report?
A: No, but I have Ned's Dump ready for your face!
by zlarky December 4, 2010
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gobby ned

dick-sucking idiot
we went on a ride afterwards, which was fun, but the amount of gobby neds there was annoying
by gypsiez November 7, 2010
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red ned

A red ned is a man's penis after he has had unprotected sex with a woman who has her period.
"Can we have sex tonight" "But I've got my rags" "That's alright I'll have a Red Ned"
by Zatty October 25, 2014
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Wet Ned

The ineffectual yet heroic attempt to shove ones penis head into the nostril of one's partner whilst in the act of fellatio.
Felicity was surprised when John attempted to give her a Wet Ned
by Lil pierre December 4, 2015
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