John Carlo Mata

he is a boy that can burn your eye because his bald head is too shiny

john carlo mata is bald

by butter ni janries June 9, 2021

Matadar

About to be, or on the verge of becoming poor. Having a very low income or not being able to afford the nescessities of life.

uh oh he's going matadar

by Yasmin Kanwar December 26, 2005

Mata

A way to say good luck with a new sexual intercourse he/she is testing out.

Mata boy/girl

by Hangerstick May 30, 2019

matador

A drink that consists of three shots of tequila and a can of Red Bull.
"Sounds like a pretty good bullfight to me!"

Bartender: "What can I get you?"
Me: "A Matador"

by Angela23 August 23, 2005

michael mata

He is a weird individual who yells for no reason. He is know for thinking that he is better than everyone even though he is smelly and ugly

Is that Michael Mata? Ewwww

by Anonymous12131435 January 25, 2017

Matador

When a hormonal woman forcibly asserts her monthly menstrual blood sacrifice on the unsuspecting innocent male's genitalia, with the force of a raging bull.The rush of crimson red blood on the male's pubic region constitutes marking her territory during this time of fluctuating hormonal rage...

Yo that woman just matadored all over him...

As the hormonal woman slapped the unsuspecting man-bitch across his face, she angrily mounted his penis shaft and proceeded to Matador all over him.

You better shut the fuck up or she will matador all over your blood-stained balls..

by one eyed snake a.k.a Lund saab May 6, 2009

Matante Janice

Mathieu Loves Matante Janice, he has fantasies about her every day of his life, if he could have a big picture of her on his bed ceiling he would. He probably finds her as a MILF.

Mathieu: Ohh your so pretty Janice.
Janice: Ohh what would you do with a Old women like myself.
Mathiew: I would put my treasure in your Treasure.

by Mathieu August 28, 2004