Mom

someone that gave you birth so don’t be a disrespectful dick

some random person: i hate women, they belong in the kitchen

also them comming out of your moms vagina

by aleyna lol May 26, 2021

Mom

Made
Of
Money

(mom) What do you think I'm made of money, (son) Well isn't that what mom stands for?

by $uicide$avage August 20, 2022

Mom

the woman who emotionally abused me my whole life.

Mom: "I'm the only person who could ever love you" "You're so unlovable"

by people are hot k bye December 11, 2020

mom

a bitch who calls your name but has nothing to say. that bitch also tells you what to do. she is made of money but wont give you a penny.

mom: JOHN!
john: WHAT?
mom: ...

by definitely_not_Jiana March 11, 2022

Mom

A care taker that give you love and affection

I love you says mom

by Zmg1245 August 4, 2019

Mom

GAY

YOURE MOM GAY AND UR DAD LES
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by joemamaifgay November 1, 2019

Ur mom mom

a mom that says and laughs at ur mom jokes

Kid: ugh no one in this world is smart
ur mom mom: ur mom is

by ZlatBurger November 15, 2021