by milesmoore February 03, 2022
An Irishman's fists.
"When his Irish Catholic father found out that he got expelled, he beat the shiiit out of him with his potato mitts."
"Conor, this is a 4 year old's birthday party; not UFC. Stop hitting me with your potato mitts trying to prove you're king of the inflatable castle - literally no one cares."
"Conor, this is a 4 year old's birthday party; not UFC. Stop hitting me with your potato mitts trying to prove you're king of the inflatable castle - literally no one cares."
by written_slander November 25, 2023
Slang for the combination of vaginal sex and anal sex in the same session, or at least in the same relationship.
He banged her in both mitts.
by slette July 20, 2017
A very hairy opened up like a cave overused probably from barnyard animals smelly nasty looking vagina.
Lenny Fr..d face is grotesque and her slop mitt is even worse,watch out you could lose a small city in there.Dont go in without a hazmat suit on.LOL
by Robbie Robinson January 19, 2010
When you want to tell all of your friends how awesome of a night you had, but you’re too drunk to get the words out.
by Eliseisms August 31, 2020
A well presented and very accomodating vagina often surrounded by tattoos pointing the lucky recipient in the right direction. Often comes with 2 safety accessories. A rope and a plank of wood to stop guys falling in.
by Wetballs July 20, 2022
A person who has a lot of exaggerated swagger. He has a super cool YouTube channel full of super cool videos. He is definitely NOT a fucking virgin and he does NOT have a receding hairline at the age of 18.
Person 1: Do you know who Mitt Cheerful is?
Person 2: Yeah! He's so cool! I heard he doesn't have a receding hairline.
Person 2: Yeah! He's so cool! I heard he doesn't have a receding hairline.
by Mitt Cheerful January 30, 2021