Aisle Mine

Using skillful timing, the Aisle Mine is a concentrated cloud of anal gas most often laid in supermarket aisles with the intention of it detonating violently into the nostrils of unsuspecting passers-by.

For maximum points, the perpetrator must not draw attention to their state of hysterical siezure in the adjacent aisle following 'discovery' of said Mine.
Dude 1 : "Oh F*ck!...F*ck me!...ergh!...!!"
Dude 2 : "Dude, we just got totally Pwn3d by an Aisle Mine!"
by woofbarkdonkey December 17, 2008
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Mine truly

The inverse function of yours truly.

"Mine truly" may refer directly to the person you are speaking to, or any other third party so long as the reference to said third party is clear and evident.

Although yours truly can casually address an acquaintance, "Mine truly" is, in most cases, used to address a loved one (usually a significant other).
Ex 1:

Friend: "Who are you taking to prom?"

You: "Mine truly. Who else?"

Ex 2:

You: "I love mine truly."

Significant other: "That's corny af. I'm breaking up with you."

You: D8<
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nose mine

a silent and stationary fart that hangs in a particular area where some poor victim is likely to walk through it seconds or minutes later and receive its full effect
Man, Jose just laid a nose mine in the hall! Don't walk through there for another hour or so!
by Mad Coyote July 28, 2010
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chocolate mining

Sam: Look at those two over there, definitely uphill gardeners.
Tom: Deffo, bet they are going home to do some chocolate mining!
by mrhaddock December 12, 2016
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Mine Truly

A self reference for those who aren't loyal to the person or people being spoken to.
"Homeless man begging for spare change, I hope you go and die. I'm aware that your kind is a dishonest, drug fueled blight on society. When you finally grow a pair and realize that your life is both immoral and not worth lving and you're getting ready to lay your neck onto the railroad tracks, you can thank Mine Truly for the sage words. Be thankful that I've spared you my time."
by Phat Phuk May 5, 2017
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song mining

The act of exploring a variety of music on Spotify, iTunes, Pandora etc to develop or add to your current playlist.
We were song mining Spotify for new songs to add to our playlist.
I found this tune while song mining on Pandora.
by KataterChip December 31, 2020
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strip-mine

verb To dig out or take all the "good parts" of certain foods, like the marshmallows in Lucky Charms cereal, the candy pieces in the Moose Tracks ice cream, or the feta cheese out of a Greek salad.
"Damn it! My roommate strip-mined the Lucky Charms again!. I'm gonna kill him."
by nseaturtle October 20, 2013
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