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Milwaukee Tootsie Pop

When one has a Pink Sock and takes a shit in the pink mass that is their own prolapsed anus.
"Ah man, I should not have eaten all that Mexican Food before I got anally plundered. I'm not going to be able to hold my shit in much longer and my Pink Sock is going to become a Milwaukee Tootsie Pop."
by Jay Shepherd May 26, 2023
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Milwaukee Mudslide

A sexual act, the milwaukee mudslide occurs when the female defecates loose stool onto the partners chest while riding him reverse cowgirl.
Last night Misty went to dinner, ate some really spicy food and went home to have sex. She felt her stomach rumbling so she urgently asked me if I would like a milwaukee mudslide. I was more than happy to receive it.
by Milwaukee Jim November 23, 2020
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Milwaukee Chandelier

When you light yourself on fire and hang yourself from the Hoan bridge in Milwaukee.
Marquette got fucking dog walked by UConn today. Milwaukee chandelier it is.
by Milwaukeemilf February 19, 2024
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Milwaukee tickler

Putting a female on the bed reversed hanging with her head down the end.
Then continue to penetrate her face (deepthroat).
by christophedm November 19, 2018
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Milwaukee Cheese Cannon

A grotesquely legendary gastrointestinal event, triggered by consuming an obscene quantity of Wisconsin dairy—typically a cocktail of deep-fried cheese curds, Velveeta nachos, and lukewarm gas station string cheese.

Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.

Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.

⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.
After three plates of loaded cheddar fries and a bucket of queso dip, Kyle let off a Milwaukee Cheese Cannon in the porta-potty at Lambeau.
by Pseudonymless name July 7, 2025
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Milwaukee waterslide

The act of dipping your hand in a bowl of ice water for at least 30 seconds while your partner pisses their pants. You then give them a handjob.
Brian and I tried to do a Milwaukee waterslide last night but it turns out he has kidney stones.
by anonymous November 25, 2021
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Milwaukee sober

A version of "sobriety" when an individual only consumes beer, or beer and a little hard liquor, but refrains from other drug use
Is charlie still getting fucked up on the regular?
Na, he just drinks beer these days. He's Milwaukee sober.
by Dirrtburrnerr February 11, 2025
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