Millennial Mormon

A person who is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints, but only follows the rules that are convent to their lifestyle. A jack Mormon, but with a fancy haircut.

Starbucks is the favorite gathering place a for Millennial Mormon after a long day at church.

by Skippy n family March 10, 2019

Flag

Get the Millennial Mormonmug.

Millennial Spliff

Hitting a juul and a dab pen at the same time

Bro that millennial spliff got me faded

by TheShlow October 1, 2019

Flag

Get the Millennial Spliffmug.

Millennial Aspirin

MDMA, Molly, Beans, Ecstasy

It's called Millennial Aspirin because Millennials pop Molly like Aspirin, get it?

by IG Models Are Manna From God November 15, 2023

Flag

Get the Millennial Aspirinmug.

millennial twat

Real time neck up dead lacking street skills other than its Uber app.

Twat 1 says "holy bat shit is totally lost in translation cuz Uber broke down with no celly life "

Twat 2 says "Ur such a ginormous Millennial Twat"

by Never Sell Out ! 88 November 21, 2017

Flag

Get the millennial twatmug.

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.

The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.

by Zyvis X November 20, 2022

Flag