mongaz

Anti-Racist

Police are so not Mongaz

by Goatwap March 25, 2022

Mogar

Mogar is the name of the world in which Lith Verhen lives. Mogar is also used to refer to the will of the world, an entity that is seemingly a sentient incarnation of the planet. It doesn't care for single races or continents, only about the balance. The only individuals it takes an interest in are those it considers possible candidates for the role of Guardian. Mogar appears in a separate form to different people: to Salaark Mogar appears as a blood-stained beast, to Tyris as a pregnant woman, and to Leegaain as the World Tree. It has 5-6 continents, of which three are known.

instead of ''what on Earth'' they use ''What on Mogar''

by Tiamat | The sexiest of Demons January 17, 2022

Mogadishu Black Site

A date night idea where you and your significant other sit across from each other in a sparsely decorated but well lit room. Temperature shouldn’t be any more than 57-58 degrees. You both strip naked and sit back down. No food or water should be in the room. The door should be locked on a timer until the following morning.

You begin by starting off with little digs of your loved one: you hold your fork funny or sometimes you make a noise in your sleep. The other person takes a minute to digest and then responds with a dig of their own.

You repeat this over the course of 24h; the digs getting incrementally deeper and more personal. You grow hungrier, thirstier, and yet you sit there both cutting and being cut down.

By the following morning, you hate every fiber of yourself and of the person you loved only hours before. Everything has changed.

The door unlocks. You both dress and leave.

My wife and I tried a Mogadishu Black Site last night, and now we aren’t speaking.

by CallMeLewcifer April 21, 2023

Musical Monogamy

This occurs when a person discovers a particular band or artist and becomes obsessed with them and wont listen to anything else for a long period of time, buys band merchandise and feels the uncontrollable need to make their friends listen to it. Often an intervention is required to rescue a friend from this annoying condition. Interventions usually occur on long road trips, forcing passengers to go to extreme measures such as ejecting the cd and throwing it out the window when the affected friend is not looking.

When Todd discovered the Kings of Leon, he was sucked into a state of musical monogamy. He insisted on listening to Kings of Leon and nothing else for months. Eventually his friends got so burned out they had to intervene. When Todd stopped at the gas station, Ross took every KOL cd out of the player and hid them from Todd. After the initial shock wore off and Todd went through the withdrawal process they proceeded with the road trip with a wide variety of tunes.

by iviesmith October 24, 2011

Lunch monogamist

Someone who eats the one exact same food for lunch every day. Compared to a monogamous relationship where one strictly has just one partner.

Person 1: Look at Bill in the office kitchen eating a bagel sandwich again.

Person 2: He hasn't brought any other food for lunch at all this year, Bill is a lunch monogamist, he refuses to have any other lunch but one.

by GorillaGripCuuchie69 January 17, 2021

Captain Mogadon

A person, usually of some significance/importance, who speaks in a very slow, boring and monotonous manner thus rendering his/her audience bored to tears.

Mark Drakeford is Captain Mogadon; He is boring, grey, dull and monotonous!

by Credible Threat May 7, 2021

Valerie Mongan

An irish-indian cover singer from new delhi, India. Usually covers arctic monkeys songs to a medium to large audience bi-monthly.

Fangirl: “Hey did you hear valerie mongan singing ‘you probably couldn’t see for the lights but you staring straight at me’ by arctic monkeys last month?”

Normal human: “No, i’m not a big fan of her or her music.”

by guwhy August 15, 2023