merceness

The state of being like, or acting like a mega weirdo of having anything to do with such behavior.

When you threw your money out of the window to confirm this formual of phrases it is merceness. time is money so: time = money. time flies when you're having fun. having money is fun. so: time flies when u have money. to eliminate time as a variable, replace it with the equivalent of money (since before stated was time=money)conclusion: money flies when u have money. so therefore money can fly.

MONEY BIRDS!...fly fly.

by tonya barnett December 15, 2008

Mercédesz

...is a unique and talented person.

When she comes into the room everything shines. Her eyes are deep and sparkle like the stars in the sky. Everyone wants to be like her. If you have a Mercédesz as a friend, be grateful, because she is helpful, brave and loyal, and always makes you happy. She is hotter than the sun. But never cheat on her, she will never forgive you.

...is a unique and talented person. When she comes into the room everything shines. Her eyes are deep and sparkle like the stars in the sky. Everyone wants to be like her. If you have a Mercédesz as a friend, be grateful, because she is helpful, brave and loyal, always makes you happy. She is hotter than the sun. But never cheat on her, she will never forgive you.

by Fred1405 November 22, 2021

Mercendes

A homosexual male that is usually of Mexican or other hispanic decent, and must pick oranges for a living. Some Mercendes' like to manage things like teams, or clubs, and like to have certain people in their teams that are not legit, so they can carry their dead weight. A Mercendes also likes to steal other peoples names to look OG. Mercendes' also like to represent garbage ass clubs/teams that were never good for example "The best soccer team is the CaGEd Birds!!!!11" A Mercendes also likes to imagine girls that he imaginarly dates

Wow dude, we just got fucked over for the win in soccer. He's such a Mercendes!!

Wtf dude, that guy is using his hands in soccer, what a Mercendes!!

John: Who the fuck is that in my backyard picking oranges?

Amy: OH thats just a Mercendes!!

John: Why the fuck is he wearing a sombrero.

by iownnoobs December 14, 2008

merceness

The state of being like, or acting like a mega weirdo of having anything to do with such behavior.

When you threw your money out of the window to confirm this formual of phrases it is merceness. time is money so: time = money. time flies when you're having fun. having money is fun. so: time flies when u have money. to eliminate time as a variable, replace it with the equivalent of money (since before stated was time=money)conclusion: money flies when u have money. so therefore money can fly.

MONEY BIRDS!...fly fly.

by tonya barnett March 26, 2007

Merceedes

Spawned from the devils spit. Sinfully intelligent. Her mere touch creates chaos. She is know as the "Destroyer of Male Appendages". Someone said even the devil himself won't look his creation in the eye.

Merceedes returned from a long voyage across the seas only to real havoc on the mainland.

by Merceedes December 18, 2016

Mercedise

An adorkable gorgeous girl you can literally do anything with and still have fun.

Mercedise came to my dad's funeral and made me laugh the whole time.

Have you met this chick? She was adorkable gorgeous and I had the most fun with her. She must've been a Mercedise

by I'm the queen bitch, bitch... December 20, 2016

mercedeez

One with a great ass but a shit personality. A solid six that fucks like nobodies business. Typically couldn't catch a joke if it was ejaculated into her mouth. Pretends to be tough but is in all honesty more like a hard candy, so sweet you will most likely die of diabetes because of her.

That Mercedeez is a real hot number until she opens her mouth for anything other than head.

by Covi84 December 21, 2016