Massachusetts Skinner

When a man ejaculates on a woman’s red sunburn then waits until it dries before peeling it off and eating it.

Last Friday night I gave her the Massachusetts Skinner

by Clunkydih333 July 10, 2025

Massachusetts Fever

The feeling of homesickness and not being able to leave/go away

I'm homesick, Massachusetts fever must have rolled in

by thelifeofashowgirl August 15, 2025

Massachusetts Waffle

When you squat over a fully cooked waffle, diarrhea all over it like it is syrup,
whip your semen into "whipped cream", place it on the waffle
and top it with a cherry and feed it to your partner

"Bro i just gave my girlfriend a Massachusetts Waffle"

"Nigga what the fuck you gross ass nigga"

" Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick; Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with
Niiigggaaa~"

"What!?"

by ThatoneMassachusettswaffleguy September 4, 2025

massachusetts sea glass

shattered pieces of tail light from karen reads lexus

every year once the snow melts my lawn is covered with massachusetts sea glass

by auntiedeb December 30, 2025

Massachusetts Mayflower

The sexual act in which two partners dressed as pilgrims churn butter with the males steaming cum in each others gaping, quivering, and loose assholes.

Yo Ron I gave Requisha the Massachusetts Mayflower last night!

by ron_luv_dih March 25, 2025

Massachusetts Marinade

When you combine piss and cum from both participating partners inside a gallon ziploc bag and then use it as a cooking marinade, eating the food in said marinade with your partner the next day

Bro 1: DAMN, this lobster boil good as hell
Bro 2: thanks, me and Cheryl made it with our Massachusetts marinade

by Big eats April 24, 2024

Massachusetts gay

When a person from Massachusetts says they're gay, they sleep with everyone regardless of gender to make themselves feel better about being a slut.

Bob- Did she just reealy sleep with 5 people in a day I thought she was gay?
Jim- oh ya she's massachusetts gay

by Zoku535 March 10, 2024