freak magnet

A person who unintentionally surrounds him/herself with freaks.

Jenny: Why do I have to be such a freak magnet?!
Quasimodo: What do you mean?

by bingoonline January 07, 2016

cunt magnet

A guy that has cunts rather than girls flocking around him all the time.
A male that picks up bitches like Courtney all the time.

"Damn, that guy is a cunt magnet."

by luke "806" May 03, 2007

cock magnet

A girl who is adept at attracting men, typically one with large over sized breasts and ass and a small waist, accompined by little (or no) clothing

Girlfreind "were you looking at that cock magnet?"
BLoke "no way bitch, now make me my tea!"

by Des Murphy January 19, 2004

Death Magnetic

The long awaited new Metallica album that everyone has been anticipating. It will show the world that true metal is not dead. Death Magnetic is gonna fuckin' rule.

Dude: Metallica sucks! Their new album Death Magnetic is gay! It's not even metal!

Much cooler dude: Hey Megadeth punk. Shut the fuck up. Death Magnetic is gonna fuckin' own. Dave Mustaine can suck Kirk Hammett's cock.

Dude: :(

Much cooler dude: 8====D

by TheMagicNumber23 September 08, 2008

asshole magnet

people, mostly girls, who are good but tend attract a lot of assholes for being cute or pretty and kind.

Olivia is a sweet and gorgeous girl. Too bad assholes seem to revolve around her for her kindness hence being an asshole magnet.

by meloniskell July 17, 2009

clunge magnet

Similar to babe magnet but involving clunge (fanny).

S - "Look at Andy, he's a real clunge magnet."

by samboi11 January 20, 2012

Minority Magnet

Someone (usually a female) who attracts a lot of sexual attention from minority groups.

In the past ten minutes, Minority Magnet Mary was hit on by 4 black men, 2 asian men, and 6 hispanic men.

by MinorityMagnetMary July 12, 2009