Luis Rodriguez

Luis Rodriguez is the sweetest and most handsome man ever, You will never meet any man like him. He is so cute and caring, and hes actually funny surprisingly. Luis Rodriguez is the love of my life, too bad he isnt yours. Cause he is amazing he makes me so happy. I feel bad for the dumb bitches that dont get to have him, but i dont cause hes mine. So choke on your tears Bitch. Luis Rodriguez is so sexy, everything about him is sexy. His hair is perfect, His body is sexy. He has pretty brown eyes i could look at for hours, And his lips look like they want my 🐱 on them or whatever. and he has the cutest face ever. Like how can someone be so sexy and cute at the same time. Hes so perfect, Im every way there is. I could talk about him for hours, i love looking at his pictures when im upset or just want to see him. Seeing his face makes my day so much better. i want to give him kisses all over his face til hes yelling at me to stop, He also has a very big dick and a fat juicy ass. But im not gonna get into that right now lol

i ❤️ Luis rodriguez .

by iloveeluis May 02, 2022

Dirty lui

A dirty Lui is when you are fingering your nan while your grandad shits on her fingers at the same time as she's toe fucking your mother in law and you are all watching chicken little.

Last night i walked in on my brother doing a dirty lui

by Dirty lui May 23, 2021

Luis Alberto

1. A sexy, young, dark-hair/dark-eyed male with an irresistibly attractive face and a beautiful personality.

2. That one guy all girls want because he puts every other guy to shame.

3. Walking definition of the most perfect boyfriend in existence.

Guy 1: My girlfriend met Luis Alberto the other day and they're becoming close friends.

Guy 2: Shit, man. You've already lost her.

Girl : Luis Alberto is so perfect. I wish he'd talk to me again.

by TheShander23 November 27, 2016

luis garcia

A madass spanish footballer

Full Name - Luis Javier Garcia Sanz
Born - 24th June 1978 Badalona, Spain

-Played for Barcelona but signed to Liverpool in 2004
-Scores vital goals for his current club making him one of liverpools top scorers
-Dedicates his goals to his son by sucking his thumb

Luis Garcia
He drinks Sangria
He came form Barca
To Liverpool
Hes 5 foot 7
Hes football heaven
So please so take our luis away

by insomniac16 July 03, 2006

Leng Lui

A fit bird in Chinese.

There's a leng lui across the bar go chat to her.

by Dark_Dim October 01, 2005

Luis Suarez

A Luis Suarez is a massively feared animal with buck teeth so sharp it could puncture a tyre with the tiniest of touchest. It will bite if approached.

Nerd: If you are not nice to me I will be a Luis Suarez.

Bully: Ok, take my money, I will be nice to you!

by MrBen104 August 10, 2014

Jackie Lui

Secxy mans that is fresh and beautiful. Attracting all them girls without trying.

Hot like Jackie Lui.

by Im lacking juice April 24, 2019