log cannon

a log cannon is my ass. It is a cannon for logs.

person 1: how did you fire that poop 20 feet!
person 2: my ass is a log cannon

by ftblplya1 December 21, 2005

mahogany log

when you wrap up a deuce in seran wrap and then put it into the freezer for like 5 months then pull it out and blast your girl with it.

wow that mahogany log is cold, i can't believe you put that in my coochie.

by camdangalang October 30, 2008

Sleep Log

When someone wakes up in the middle of the night, takes a shit and does not remember.

While at Chicagoland Speedway last weekend Mikrut hammered out a “Sleep Log” in the RV.

by Joliet - Wolf Pack July 15, 2010

Log head

Someone who smokes alot of Marijuana aka trees.

another word for a pot head

Jonny's a log head all he ever does is smoke tree.

by Sanit April 21, 2007

Mud Logging

Whenever you're boning someone up the ass and you get shit on your Penis.

Dude, i was mud logging this chick last night, and i pulled out and it smelled horrible.... So i just stuck it back in.

by Ahhstin & Coltan August 2, 2009

mahogany log

The act of shitting in a bag and placing said shit in the freezer.

I was reaching for a hot pocket and a mahogany log fell out.

by Charlie Weeks September 8, 2006

Drop a Log

Commonly used to say that you need to excrete some fecal matter.

"I wanted to jerk off, but I had to drop a log first"

by FrYeS May 18, 2005