the lobster

when you administer a shocker to two different girls at the same time.

Ahern administered the elusive lobster on those two women he met in vegas.

by kook June 19, 2005

lobsterworthy

Describes a moment or an occasion that you consider so special that you have to go celebrate with a delicious lobster, as if it was an edible trophy or...something.

Friend: He finally popped the question!
BFF: OMG! Lobsterworthy moment!

or

Son: Mom, I got first place in the science fair.
Mom: Really? I have to share this lobsterworthy news with your dad!

by Red Lobster February 3, 2015

locust

A thirty-something male who emerges from his winter hiding place each spring to find an unwitting woman's life to ruin each by fall. The locust is similar to the very similar dating type, "the false messiah. "Everyone is fooled and believes that he is in earnest. He may even think so. While the false messiah is aware of his actions, the locust goes about his destruction carelessly leaving a female victim dazed and confused upon his sudden and brutal breakup speech delivered after months of declaring his true love. Like the insect that periodically terrorizes farmers, he comes out unexpectedly and ruins everything in sight. IN autumn, heretreats to his cave to destroy again. After declaring that he is going to stay away from dating for a while, he can be found the next day on every dating web site one can find seeking his next victim. L
Synonyms: False-Messiah Antonyms: husband, true-love, sincerity

" That guy is a locust; he acted like he truly loved me, had everyone fooled, and then blind-sided me with a brutal breakup. I hope he gets shingles.

by gingersnapsrocks! February 18, 2011

lobstalicious

|lahbstaˈli sh əs|

--adjective

1. Highly pleasant.

2. Generally awesome at life.

3. Excitingly appealing; radiating sexuality; attractively savory.

Sometimes we like to play in fountains, because we're lobstalicious.

by Lobsta Maniac January 3, 2009

Tucson lobster

n. A species of usually college aged girls from the state of Arizona who tend to infest Southern California whenever the heat becomes unbearable in the desert. The Arizona sun gives them their lobster complexion and they spend their vacations driving badly, getting shitbag wasted in clubs and crowding California beaches.

It's spring break in San Diego, let's go bag some Tucson lobsters!

by G.I. Nigel August 25, 2010

lolstesays

Laugh
Out
Loud
So
That
Everyone
Stares
At
You
Speechless

20:17 Where the Sun Don't Shine - In the shade: that guy asked me out
20:17 ~'~_- KELLY -_~'~: zomfg
20:17 Where the Sun Don't Shine - In the shade: no
20:18 Where the Sun Don't Shine - In the shade: I mean the ugly one.
20:18 ~'~_- KELLY -_~'~: LOLSTESAYS

by clo clo March 31, 2008

Lobster Shot

In the age old classic game of magnetic darts, joining of three darts magnetically and throwing, what resembles a lobster, at the board with the objective getting a bulls-eye. This generally takes place in the fifth, and final, round of a game. If a bulls-eye is achieved the thrower automatically wins the match regardless of score.

Dude, I was totally down 150 points but threw a lobster shot for the win.

by jjdart January 19, 2010