Bobby Long

Bobby Long is an independent singer/songwriter. Bobby was born in Calne, Wiltshire, England and has been playing the guitar since he was a teenager.

Bobby first came to prominence in 2008 when the song "Let Me Sign," which was written by Bobby and another brilliant musician, Marcus Foster, was featured in the international blockbuster, "Twilight".

According to Bobby, his music sounds like a crash in the woods when its raining.

As of Spring 2009, Bobby is working on an EP and has released two songs "Left to Lie" and "Being a Mockingbird (Live)" to be purchased on iTunes. You can sometimes spot Bobby Long in London, carrying a half-drank bottle of beer, cigarettes, and a guitar. If you see him, say "Hello" and ask him what his favourite swear-word is.
Yes, Bobby Long is made of sex, but watching Twimoms drool over him in public is more than slightly nauseating.
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slang term for human flesh prepared as the flesh of a pig. Usually used to sell human flesh to tourists in East Asian countries. Long Pig is best when avoided entirely.
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Is A very Long penis.
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A stack of bills too large to fold or fit in a wallet.
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Long Con

(n) The long con refers to the process of simultaneously advertising and gassing up the tik tok account of a hot girl you know in the hopes that one of her videos will go viral. In the ensuing months (if all goes according to plan), said girl will chase the ever-fleeting sensation of fame by dressing and dancing skankier in her “toks,” providing the “long con-artist” a continuous stream for his spank bank.
Jimmy: “Dude. Why tf do you have 3 fake TikTok accounts commenting ‘fyp’ and ‘work it girl’ on every one of Meredith’s posts??”
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long island

Look- everyone that is dissing Long Island is making some good points. And some shitty ones.

I'm from Syosset, in Nassau. The people here tend to be snobby rich idiots who don't care about anything besides themselves, money, sex, and when the next time they'll get drunk or high is.

What you are WRONG about-

There is not a damn sane person on Long Island that thinks we are part of New York CITY. We are New Yorkers- because we live in New York STATE. Not because we live in the city. Can you call someone from Florida a Floridian? Yep. Then you can call someone from NY a New Yorker.

And all you people that say Long Island, OR New York City is ghetto needs to get a clue. Ghetto's are extreemly poor areas that were overpopulated to an extreeme because the Nazi's forced Jewish people into them. If you think that wearing baggy clothes, speaking inchoherintly and wearing a huge cross on your neck makes you Ghetto- you make me laugh.

Oh, and why do I not find myself a tourist when I go to the City? I'm there about every other weekend, usually for two days and I spend the night. Me and my friends laugh at all the idiots who walk on the wrong side of the sidewalk and stop to point up and go "woah.. look at the giant cup of noodles! Its acutally STEAMING!" We actually saw someone 3 days ago who was looking for the Rockefeller Christmas Tree in Times Square. That was quite amusing.

So.. key points.
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-Long Island is NOT part of New York City
-People from LI are still New Yorkers
-Long Island is south of the city, therefore we are NOT upstate. Different region, smartones.
-If you are posting on a website from a COMPUTER, you are NOT ghetto.
Get over youreselves. Quick.
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