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lard on the zero turn

when you try to have a conversation with a hamster driving his zero turn lawn mower and he ignores you and just keeps driving.
"buds over there being lard on the zero turn"
by urbanshburban May 31, 2022
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hard lard

An obese person with an aggressive, militant personality.
The chef is quite affable in public, but in the kitchen — he’s a real hard lard.
by jtrefgarne April 22, 2022
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lard ass

lard ass (noun)
a fat & often lazy person
She is such a lard ass. She hasn't been at work for 3 days.She hasn't even called to let us know that she's ill or her children are ill.
by passe’ November 6, 2023
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Lard ass Noodle

Generally used to describe some chub lad.
by Dingleoid January 29, 2019
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Jacko-lard

Someone who persists at hounding your every move to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.
That jacko-lard beat me out of a promotion using my skills then quit his job.
by RMatrix September 14, 2021
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lard wheel

We were so hungover we ordered a lard wheel from dominoes.
by Lard Eater January 17, 2014
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LARD

Lazzle Azzle Razzle Dazzle
Did you use any lard in these biscuits, they're delicious!
by Hobbisan July 23, 2023
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