(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.
Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.
It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!
It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!
by UnicornJesus April 02, 2010
Someone who persists at hounding your every move to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.
by RMatrix September 14, 2021
Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.
by RMatrix September 14, 2021
by Window sheets December 11, 2021
Lazzle Azzle Razzle Dazzle
by Hobbisan July 24, 2023