keybonics

Failure to use common grammer when spelling with a keyboard.

The use of symbols to express love for something.

Are you into me? = ru n2 me?
azz = ass
because or 'cause = coz, cuz, cuzz
<<33333
i hAtE WhEN PeOpLE tYpE LiKe ThIs

ThIs iS 1 eXaMpLe oF KeYBoNiCs

WEll damn boisss. u got me hyped up! HEHEE....care to show me?

<3333 sexii bois!

by stupendous_man78 July 26, 2006

keyboard dyslexia

what happens when you are messaging a friend and you can't seem to type the word you are wanting and the one you actually type has a completely different meaning

with keyboard dyslexia:
"you need to slut up"
non-keyboard dyslexic (actual) version:
"you need to shut up"

by jtchand May 13, 2006

keyboard jockey

a professional coder, hacker, or other tech-savvy individual that uses a computer a lot.

That's joe. He's the keyboard jockey around here. If you need something fixed, he's the man t odo it

by John Henry Adams December 20, 2008

kekko desu

Japanese: "No thanks", "I'm cool", "It's okay" - basically, a halfway polite, understated refusal. Only used by true otaku (who seem to have picked it up from watching anime subtitled) or actual Japanese people. Not to be confused with "kekkon suru" - to get married.

Friends: "Wanna dress up like maids with us?"
You: "Kekko desu."

by mDuo13 February 13, 2007

keyboard rage

When you make a typo in an online conversation, attempt to correct it, fuck it up again and repeat. Usually ends in a string of random letters as you bang your keyboard in frustration.

Bob says:
I didn't know what
Bob says:
*hat
Bob says:
*THAT MOTHER UFCKER
Bob says:
jlkfsaa;'kJLKjajidfuacjkdjiemsdfe
Kate says:
Don't give in to keyboard rage
Bob says:
@LJLJFSJKLAJFUCKSUFSJFSDUSDS

by UkechiKate March 1, 2009

Kekoa Blaisdell

The best first string quarterback in the world.

I wish i had a throwing arm like Kekoa Blaisdell

by Baller Shayne November 15, 2010

cat on the keyboard

When a text or email is laced with typos and misspellings, as if a cat walked on a keyboard while a person was writing. A garbled email or text.

Sorry for the garbled email, there was a cat on the keyboard.
Her letter was rife with errors; she must have had a cat on her keyboard.
I never text and drive, not only is it really dangerous, but if i text while driving, my texts always look like there was a cat on my keyboard.

by merlin's memory April 10, 2017