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Kentucky flintlock

Similar to a muzzleloader; place your chewing tobacco on your partners asshole then pack it in using your dick. Then quickly light the hairs on their asshole on fire and watch them shoot across the bed faster than a speeding bullet.
Last night I tried to do a change up to the ol’ muzzleloader and tried the Kentucky flintlock. Learned the smell of burned ass hair is a turn off for her.
by BigToeMo December 12, 2020
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Kentucky Splasher

The Kentucky Splasher a.k.a. the "Baton Rouge Bidet" is a personal hygiene technique wherein an individual finishes a bowel movement and promptly reaches their hand through their legs into the toilet bowl and with a cupped hand, splashes water onto their asshole to spruce it up with a clean finish.
Austin had wings for dinner and promptly rushed to the restroom. Unbeknownst to him he was out of toilet paper. Luckily, he was able to perform the old Kentucky Splasher and felt as good as new.
by PopeZig February 19, 2021
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kentucky cooter

When you ash a cigar / cigarette in a females vaginal area, then ruthlessley fuck it.
by IsaacTheFidgetGod July 27, 2017
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Kentucky Kiss

" Hey man I heard you gave that girl from the club the Kentucky Kiss"

" Nah bro she lying, I only do that with girls I'm dating"
by TuxedoFlask December 8, 2019
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kentucky thumb

When your boom stick booms the wrong way, and you have to stick your thumb inside the whole in your neck.
Did you see the new ak-50?

Ya right before the Kentucky thumb.
by Lemomlimepie6 May 21, 2021
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kentucky shower

Skipping a shower or bath and covering your stink with perfume or cologne
The lazy mom opted for a Kentucky shower instead if washing her dirty body.
by Wordsmith2003 May 4, 2014
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Kentucky Screwdriver

A screwdriver made with orange juice and moonshine or Everclear instead of vodka.
Wanting to save money but not self-respect, Jumbo made himself a Kentucky screwdriver instead of reaching deeper into the liqueur cabinet.
by Toomatch February 24, 2015
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