literal kangaroo

a literal kangaroo. it's just a kangaroo

I saw a literal kangaroo while I was in Australia

by frogeegurl September 17, 2019

Reverse Kangaroo

An Australian term relating to a person using a toilet backwards, and leaving a resultant skidmark on the wrong side of the bowl.

Oh shit hes gone the reverse kangaroo!

by captain bananaman September 8, 2005

Literal kangaroo

Racial pejorative; often used by neo-nazis and the alt-right to describe marsupials that run amok in Australia.

Dave: Hey Skyler, did you know they’re are literal kangaroos that run in public?
Skyler: Is that, like, another racial pejorative?
Cenk: It’s on the internet, look it up- GOOGLE IT, it’s really easy.

by The Somnambulist September 17, 2019

COCK KANGAROO

A Gay Man who is some what of a slut. He Bounces around from cock to to cock thus being a Cock Kangaroo

Wow Gary is such a Cock Kangaroo. He will stick any thing up that loose Ass

by Redapril1 October 7, 2007

Kinky kangaroo cum casserole

The act of jacking a kangaroo off, collecting it's cum, feeding it to a baby, retrieving the vomited cum, and baking it with the sliced foreskins of African-American infants. Often served with blended food stamps mixed with E. coli and diarrhea as a beverage.

Wow... your lunch smells so good, what is it? Oh, it's just my granny's recipe for kinky kangaroo cum casserole.

by Fuckface222 February 28, 2017

What in the Flying Kangaroo

Ultimately, so pointless and shocking, you can’t believe you witnessed the stupidest thing ever to exist.

What in the flying kangaroo is this monstrosity.

Mary’s Snapchat story is photos of her while she is taking a shit. What in the flying kangaroo is she thinking.

by Wasn’t Me November 22, 2020

Baby Kangaroo

When man has a boner and tries to hide it by tucking in the waistband of his pants only to have the head of his dick pop out of the waistband, resembling a baby kangaroo in its mother's pouch.

Last night at the club, a girl was grinding on me so hard she gave me a hard-on. I tried to hide it by tucking in my waistband but when my dickhead peaked out it looked like I was carrying a baby kangaroo.

by TheDuctchPalindrome February 16, 2014